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Dispatch: Whats your read on the suspect? Cop: White Male, 5'11, Brown Eye.
ReplyDeleteVeteran Chelsea beat cop Rodriguez thought she saw it all when she woke up that morning, that's until she came face to ass with the new trend of cable fucking. All she could do was shake her head.
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