Do you really care what I write about this picture?

I'm not the world's biggest Megan Fox fan, but this is an AWESOME pic. I mean this is the kind of picture that you forward to your Blackberry and dash for the Handi stall - ya know so you get a leg up on the railing and finish with flair.

Dad accused of killing daughter while cleaning gun

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Wednesday, November 19th 2008, 2:05 AM

MARYSVILLE, Wash. - A father arrested after his 6-year-old daughter was fatally shot in their Washington state home allegedly told authorities he had been drinking double shots of vodka while cleaning his guns.

Court papers say Richard Peters told detectives he had asked his daughter, Stormy, to bring him the .45-caliber handgun Sunday. He said he must have pulled the trigger, and the girl fell to the floor. She was pronounced dead Monday.

Bail for Peters, 42, was set Monday at $250,000. He has been arrested for investigation of first-degree manslaughter.

His attorney, Annika Carlsten, requested that Peters be released from jail, The Herald newspaper of Everett reported. She argued that Peters isn't a flight risk, or a danger to himself or the community.

"It's obviously a tragedy for all involved and my primary concern is for my client and his family," Carlsten told The Associated Press on Tuesday night, declining to discuss any specifics.

The Snohomish County sheriff's office said two other children were removed from the home by Child Protective Services.

There is one rule that I believe in and that rule is only single shots of vodka while cleaning the guns. As a matter of fact - I think we should go a step further and outlaw double shots. Where do you get a double shot glass anyway? Thanks to MC for the look.

Just another night at the Roadhouse

OK so standard Tuesday at the Roadhouse. Rye Roadhouse that is. Buds, suds and then it got weird. Some guy comes in and just starts hatin' on Smitty. I mean pure hate. He apparently was a poor judge of character because he loved me. Totally a weird night, but I decided that I would be nice - until it was time not to be nice. Oh yeah and if anyone sees my cell phone or money clip give me a holler.

Well Aint That America...

Congress today debates whether the Big Three automakers -- GM, Ford and Chrysler -- will get a federal bailout. Many Republicans say bankruptcy is a better option. CNNMoney reports more than 1.6 million jobs(some say as many as 3mm) are tied to the auto industry. What happens to those workers and the economy if there is no bailout? MERRY FCKING CHRISTMASNow listen, I don't know what the asnswer is...but we can not let these people, building American cars, American dreams, fall to thru the cracks. You bought a house you can't afford, YOU LOST, GAME OVER. You work your butt off for an insdustry that is one of the corner stones of our econmy...well we owe you a little more then a golf clap. Again, NO clue what the answer is...What will get people BUYING cars again, is the real question. If we Buy them, they will come. Ah, whatever. Sip a Sud Detroit, like Kid Rock, we have your back.

Something About Sunsets

I have been chatting with Sweet Dick Mackie...and it is clear that I provide some solid Snap Shots-if you will. Where as SDM provides in depth color into the darker, seedy, more dangerous world we live in. With that, I present to you...Miss Holly Weber. Am I the Ying, or the Yang?

I think they stole this from my nightmares...

When was this filmed? It is like an Alice Cooper video - if Alice Cooper were eaten my a fat women and had no musical talent and sang about erotic donuts. This video is going to haunt me for years - honestly I am going to have to buy a night light. I mean don't get me wrong - I like donuts and I like sex, but the cock-N-balls doughnut and the "magic is in the hole" slogan may not be the marketing campaign.

UPDATE:
I guess this is a real place in Portland, Oregon. And it gets better - they have a maple syrup doughnut with bacon on top. The doughnut of my dreams with the comercial of my nightmares. What a twisted world we live in. BACON on a DOUGHNUT. Some where Elvis is smiling.

Man 'killed wife, wanted her eaten'

A philandering husband allegedly strangled his wife to death, smeared her in peanut butter and dumped her body in a ditch hoping wild animals would devour the evidence, a report claims.

New York police say William Walsh, 29, has admitted to killing wife Leah after the pair had an explosive argument about his infidelities in the early hours of October 26.

Walsh dumped her body then tried to make it appear like she had been kidnapped by making public pleas for help, police allege.

Now a report in the New York Post claims Walsh's morbid plan included having his wife's body eaten by wild animals. Police earlier stated the dead teacher's body was found covered in peanut butter.

Everybody knows that animals lick peanut butter - they don't eat it. Oh yeah and they work extra hard for Chunky Style. Honestly, I don't know what is wrong with people. There are some real weirdos out there.

You take this one... I'll get the next one. (Click to enlarge)

I am 99% sure that this is a real shot from Teahupoo. Here is a shot on the bottom from my personal album.

Maybe I can help here.... (click to view entire image)

Now I am no "Dear Abby", but maybe I can help. First of all what was this dude thinking? I mean seriously, the male body is disgusting - women don't want to see that crap. That is why Play Girl is out of business - Burt Reynolds posed for Play Girl and they still went out of business. BURT FECKIN' REYNOLDS!!! And I am guessing that this guy ain't Burt Reynolds. But honestly, who is... Those buns are so HOTTTTT you could grill a steak on'em. God I hope none of our readers figure out that I think Burt is just hunky.... Am I still typing... No of course not...
I am too flustered to make another point. No one reads this crap anyway. I might as well be writing in my diary about the time I was in Eagle Scout camp and how you really earn that Tee Pee Master badge.

MNF Looks A Lil Nippy

Nothing like kicking back on a Monday night, roaring fire if you have one, cute girl and some take in, or joining buddies at a bar, keeping warm with both Suds, Wing Sauce and the elusive snap that rolls by and gives you the once over. You know my thoughts on Snap at a sports bar...sure there are a few there to watch their team, which is hot in itself...but most of the are there to get your attention. So go ahead...buy em a Sud and see what you can do. If not for the Bills, do it for Brady Quinn...or his sister. Enjoy the game, Sip a Sud. If you are short on Suds, here are 4 cans I had lying around the apt...God Bless those Rockies and May God Bless America