Isn't that why God invented the internet?

Colorado Man Poses as 'Porn Inspector' to Get Free Videos

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

AP/Longmont Colorado Police Department

Images from surveillance video provided by police show a man claiming to be a detective trying to get adult store to give him free X-rated videos.

LONGMONT, Colo. — A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.

"It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that," Lewis said.

The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him.

A friend of Ours sent this to me and I will be honest - I was impressed with this guys determination to view free flesh. But this is a crime that has gone the way of horse theft. A decade ago this guy would have been a criminal mastermind in my book, but at this point it is a little pathetic.

I mean invest the money you spent on a fake badge and get yourself an internet erection...I mean connection. I have heard that there is enough free porn out there to slap yourself silly.