Wednesday, August 13, 2008

This has to be a misprint...

Beijing provides 100,000 condoms for athletes

By Belinda Goldsmith Belinda Goldsmith – Tue Aug 12, 4:37 am ET

BEIJING (Reuters) – The Sydney Olympics ran out. Athens doubled the number. So organisers of the Beijing Games are hoping 100,000 condoms will satisfy the needs of Olympic athletes.

100K condoms? In the words of Chief Brody "We're gonna need a bigger boat". There are what 1.2 billion people in China - I am guessing that after Phelps wins his 8th gold he is going crush a 6 pack use about 60,000 of those things - on second thought he might want to wear two b/c I am guessing that "his boys can swim" and we don't want the Chinese getting their hands on that Superman DNA.

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