Thursday, October 2, 2008

Finally! Someone I can relate to.



Into Centaurs?.....PFFTTT who isn't.
Wanna be one?.....Double PFFFTTT.

Well fellow Sudsers we only have a couple months until the Renaissance Fair so let's get crackin'.

What the hell does Majestic Centurion Justice Society mean anyway? What do these guys do - run around dressed up like horse's asses and solve crimes. What self respecting criminal is going to be taken down by a fat guy in a half horse costume?

I will guarantee that if you show up at the "Alpha Horse's Stable" on Wednesday that no one ever sees you again.

Knock...Knock
Me - "Hi I'm lookin' for the Alpha Horse"
BONK!

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