I'm out..

Wake up everyday, lose what little $ i have. See resumes pile up on the boss' desk that have strange words in them like Harvard or Stanford.. Get home to my apartment and see empty bottles of suds & cheap wine. Turn on tv, only get PBS and Home Shopping Network.. I start looking at alternative skills I have acquired over the years and in time I invent the cure for all Sippers, what I've now got is a perma-gullet hook up from my latest invention.. yes i get strange looks in the office as I wheel it around with me but hey "its just apple juice or urine" whatever works.. Try one out, it ain't sippin' but it's Suds