This Suds For You

Now I don't want to bore anyone with Economics 101, but I just came across these stats. I would find them extremely troubling if I werent such a Sudser. So, fellow Sudders, you can feel good about these stats...you see you can Sip a Sud, save a tree and make some cash at the same time.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49 left. With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left.With AIG, you would have less than $15 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, Sipped it all down, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214 cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.