Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Grip It and Rip It

I don’t know about you all, but since we are an active bunch, I have to say I am bummed not to have made skiing this year. Not to say it’s too late with Spring Skiing here, but reality is, just aint happening this year. And it’s too bad, because as we all know, mountains produce hot tubs, Suds, some serious Snap, and solid hammers for the ladies. Ski patrol is just a fancy label for Crushing Ass, and God Bless em, that’s the way it was when we were kids, that’s the way it should be for our kids, kids, no? Hell, even A-Rod made it out West to the mountains…apparently he was in Aspen recently (check today’s NY Post), checking out the local Cougs. As a Yankee fan, I can’t stand this fck, but as a male that enjoys Snap, can’t really knock the guy down. Bottom line is, if you are going to gun for that last bit of slushy snow, maybe you Buy a pair of these gloves…and remember ladies, they come in small for that late season fling with your roommate…just saying!

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