Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Let Me Get This Straight

The nation's top party schools, according to Princeton Review's 2009 survey of 122,000 students.

1. Penn State University, State College, Pa.2. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.3. University of Mississippi, Oxford, Miss.4. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga.5. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio6. West Virginia University, Morgantown, W.Va.7. University of Texas, Austin, Texas8. University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wis.9. Florida State University, Tallahassee, Fla.10. University of California-Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.11. University of Colorado, Boulder, Colo.12. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa13. Union College, Schenectady, N.Y.14. Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind.15. DePauw University, Greencastle, Ind.16. University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tenn.17. Sewanee: The University of the South, Sewanee, Tenn.18. University of North Dakota, Grand Forks, N.D.19. Tulane University, New Orleans, La.20. Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz.

PENN STATE ROCKS!!! The Nittany Lions win the title of NUMBER ONEPARTY SCHOOL? The only reason this makes any sense whatsoever is because the girls there are so busted and the dudes are such squids, that one would need to drink themselves into a deep stupor just to get their willies wet. Now this isn’t to single out the gals at Penn St, but when compared to the rest of the country, come on now. No thanks, I will take Ole Miss, Fla, Fla St, Arizona St, Georgia etc…I look at this list and check off places I have been and places I wish I’ve been…at no point do I find myself saying, “you know what, fck the tan skin, short skirts, cleavage draped pearl necklace look…Give me the rolled jeans, sweatshirt around the waste, scrunchy side pony tail snap.” Bottom line, you know your fcked when you find youself going to U Penn for Snap. Me, I am a USC(SoCal), UNC grad…sure they didn’t make the top 20, but respected all the same. So for all you Penn Staters, drink up…this years freshman crop are making their way to campus, rumblin, stumblin, bumbling their way to your beds. As for any of you young bucks that have some real ambitions to tame the almighty snap, two words… ROAD TRIP!

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