Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Proud To Be An American


Yesterday was a tough day for any American, but especially for those who lost a family member, a best friend or a loved one. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love em...you wil regret missing the opportunity should it pass. And remember, once is fine, twice is ghey...kidding, God Bless. Mr. Koecheler, you are the man...look forward to Sippin a couple when I get there.
Now, being that its raining, chilly and damp, head to your local watering hole for a couple suds. If you are crippled from last night, well I think your couch or your buddies couch sounds about right...we have some great games on today. Have a good weekend, turkies...Lord knows you will be Sippin. Go TarHeels, Go Trojans, Go Yanks and Go G MEN!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Grand Salami!!!


You know what...there is some good tennis on the tube...Lil Georgia Peach(Hwy there, Georgie)....We have the Danish bopper white tail. Novak Djokovic gig last night with McEnroe was classic...oh and dated that Olympian Track gal we featured back when...she was smoke. We all remember...but when I looked for a pic of the cat I came across a boat load of snap shots...God Bless...hmm, looks like that's a sud in his mitt. Good luck kid.
Oh and I guess this is his girlfriend at this time...yeah, really feel for the guy.

Murray isn't struggling either with this gal below.
...anyhow, worth a peak. Great weather up here this weekend...hope you got outside...Keep Sippin, Keep Movin...and hopefully, keep Bonin...Just Sayin...not a bad thing.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Four Seasons


Let's talk about this for a second...Summer is coming to a close, but unless you are in grade school, LIFE IS SWEET. I used to kneel to the religion of NEVER ENDING SUMMER! But as we grow older, there is something we start appreciating more...not Summer, Not Fall, Not Spring and Not Winter...but the seasons...so let this be the key that will open the door to a many of "Autumn" styled posts...sure its my favorite time of year...but why have one? We have four to appreciate and none deserve the red headed step child treatment. Running out for a sud...air is crisp, perfect night. God Bless, Keep Sippin.

Dios Mio, Jimena


Mama Mia...wait, is that Spanish or Italian...and by Spanish, I mean Mexican..and by Mexican, I mean Cabo...and By Cabo, I mean LA...ah, the circle of life. Anyhow, we need to keep these wonderful people in our prayers...for there is a storm a comin. Lets hope we get minimal injuries...because lets be honest, the Mets can't afford to lose another starter. AH YA YA YA YA. Seriously, hang in there Mexico, our thoughts are with you. Keep Sippin that cerveza and stay away from that aqua. Go Yanks!!!

Friday, August 28, 2009

This SUDS For You, Marino


Just Sippin Suds would like to officially announce its first Sud Sponsored Athlete…and to be completely honest, no man deserves it more then Mister Steve Marino Jr. Born in 1980, this UVA Grad is known for a few things…Sippin, Fishin, Hanging and just being a good dude. Those are things we all shoot for in our lives. Like we have always said…keep it simple. And in the mean time, make a few putts and make a few sticks…God Bless Him. The reason we know he is a good egg is simple, he is good buds with an ALL TIME SIPPER, Poonface Neher. Ole Poonface is a scratch golfer, big TarPON(Poon) fisherman and an all around gem of a guy. Anyhow, have a great weekend and pull for Marino in the Barclays, he is tied as we speak. God Bless and Keep Sippin.

HOLD ON TO SOMETHING


I’ll tell you what, BATTEN DOWN DA HATCHES! Hurricane Danny Noonan is making his way to the north east. I will be the first to say, there is nothing like a strong summer storm in late August…warm water, white caps, strong winds, birds buzzin and big ol fat rain. So grab yourself a Sud, Gump…this is classic Sippin weather. Be Safe, Stay Dry and Keep Sippin.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Hoopa Krupa


Not sure who she is or what she does…but apparently it’s something that doesn’t require a sht load of clothes. Somebody get this woman a sweater…those shirt turtles are cutting ice. Keep Nippin…I mean Sippin.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Let Me Get This Straight


The nation's top party schools, according to Princeton Review's 2009 survey of 122,000 students.

1. Penn State University, State College, Pa.2. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.3. University of Mississippi, Oxford, Miss.4. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga.5. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio6. West Virginia University, Morgantown, W.Va.7. University of Texas, Austin, Texas8. University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wis.9. Florida State University, Tallahassee, Fla.10. University of California-Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.11. University of Colorado, Boulder, Colo.12. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa13. Union College, Schenectady, N.Y.14. Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind.15. DePauw University, Greencastle, Ind.16. University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tenn.17. Sewanee: The University of the South, Sewanee, Tenn.18. University of North Dakota, Grand Forks, N.D.19. Tulane University, New Orleans, La.20. Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz.


PENN STATE ROCKS!!! The Nittany Lions win the title of NUMBER ONEPARTY SCHOOL? The only reason this makes any sense whatsoever is because the girls there are so busted and the dudes are such squids, that one would need to drink themselves into a deep stupor just to get their willies wet. Now this isn’t to single out the gals at Penn St, but when compared to the rest of the country, come on now. No thanks, I will take Ole Miss, Fla, Fla St, Arizona St, Georgia etc…I look at this list and check off places I have been and places I wish I’ve been…at no point do I find myself saying, “you know what, fck the tan skin, short skirts, cleavage draped pearl necklace look…Give me the rolled jeans, sweatshirt around the waste, scrunchy side pony tail snap.” Bottom line, you know your fcked when you find youself going to U Penn for Snap. Me, I am a USC(SoCal), UNC grad…sure they didn’t make the top 20, but respected all the same. So for all you Penn Staters, drink up…this years freshman crop are making their way to campus, rumblin, stumblin, bumbling their way to your beds. As for any of you young bucks that have some real ambitions to tame the almighty snap, two words… ROAD TRIP!


Thursday, July 23, 2009

Big Ben will not be probed!


RENO, Nev. (AP)—Law enforcement officials in Nevada have no intention of opening a criminal investigation into allegations Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger(notes) raped a woman at a Lake Tahoe hotel-casino a year ago, the sheriff’s department said Wednesday.

The woman, a native of Canada who had worked at Harrah’s Lake Tahoe hotel-casino since 2003, never went to outside authorities with her story, and it’s unclear why she decided to file the lawsuit seeking hundreds of thousands of dollars a year after the alleged incident.


They should have just said that she was Canadian from the start and everyone would have know this a hoax. It is clearly a plot to dethrone the Super Bowl as the premier sporting event and replace it with the Gray Cup.
I mean, look at the facts.
She's a 31 y/o Casino employee in Reno, not even Vegas, I mean Reno is like the Single A of Casino towns. If she was ever remotely good looking she would have been sent to Vegas 5 years ago.
Next, she's 31. I'm not saying that the milk is spoiled, but I would look a few cartons back before I picked this one. I am sure that any 31 y/o would love to have 25 y/o named "Big Ben" toss them the spiral for 4 quarters.
I mean look at his girlfriend...
Finally, she's from Canada. So you know that there's a 99% chance she looks like a seal and 100% chance she was so drunk she could have banged a seal.
I think that the US needs to retaliate and I will not be happy with anything short of all out assault against Canada.