Last night I had to attend a party where jeans were not aloud...anyhow, I had to hit up Brooks Brothers(that's right) to get a nice pair of
slacks...no pleats, because A)I am not 60, and B) I am not a fat ass...or so i thought. I just went from a 34 to 35...I may not be Fat Guy...but I aint "in shape" guy...maybe I should be wearing pleats. Anyhow the reality is, I would rather be comfy and fat in 35's then cramped with Pride in 34's. Nothing worse then the ole 20 pounds of crap stuffed into a 10 pound bag. Go for comfort, leave the Pride in the dressing room.
Lightly butter this
Muffin and you might actually have a nice meal.
Last night I had to attend a party where jeans were not aloud...anyhow, I had to hit up Brooks Brothers(that's right) to get a nice pair of slacks...no pleats, because A)I am not 60, and B) I am not a fat ass...or so i thought. I just went from a 34 to 35...I may not be Fat Guy...but I aint "in shape" guy...maybe I should be wearing pleats. Anyhow the reality is, I would rather be comfy and fat in 35's then cramped with Pride in 34's. Nothing worse then the ole 20 pounds of crap stuffed into a 10 pound bag. Go for comfort, leave the Pride in the dressing room.
Lightly butter this Muffin and you might actually have a nice meal.
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