Friday, December 19, 2008

The meaning of Xmas (A.K.A. - Whoring for Sponsorship)


The meaning of Christmas....
I have a bunch of buddies at Manhattan Jeep and no one has had it harder than those poor bastards. So a guy comes in, buys a Jeep and sets them up with a table at Rick's (I was invited, but when he said Rick's I thought it was going to be a bunch of Bogarts walking around an oasis Casablanca Bar), so I passed. Turns out that the place was loaded with dimes and my boys got hooked up with drinks all night. When they told me this story I honestly had a tear rolling down my cheek. I mean isn't buying someone that is down and out a lappie what Christmas is all about. Remember, you can't spell Christmas with out ASS. So let's keep the ASS in Christmas.

I just want to get this out there. #1 - I am whore. #2 - d'em is mean streets out there for a chubby blogger and I got bills. So if Rick's or Manhattan Jeep wants to toss a few duckets my way - hit me up on the comment.

1 comment:

cilantro said...

SWD... i got a lappie for you at beamers when ever you want to cash in