Fish In A Barrel

I think every guy and every girl who went away for college know what tonight brings. Sure college has all the girls a young buck could ask for, no parents, no "rules" just Suds and Snap with a side of sports and home work. Girls, just reverse the sex, (maybe add another girl?) and roll with it. But something about Thanksgiving Eve that gets everyone, in school, out of school, new school and old school all spiced up and randy as ever. It's a chance to make your life sound better then it is, reflect on that catch you made in overtime vs the Rye High Garnet's(BT, DOB, Cass, Porter, IceMan), crush a few Suds and fire on that Snap/Hammer you have been eager to see since August 15th. My advice for the younger Sudder, fire on as much Snap as you can, keep your distance from the local guy who is a 39 yr old townie, Sippin Gin and giving out the stink eye. We all have a lot to be Thankful for...God Bless us and may God Bless America! Ladies, don't be afraid to Gobble, if only just a little.

Turkey+Wine=Yum

Look at her full lil belly here, so cute...that glass of red might put her over the edge. My guess is, you have 15 minutes. Go get her, pilgrim.
Thanksgiving is a great holiday for most adults. No presents, no major hassles and great grub. Some have to deal with in-laws they hate or cousins they fear. Me?...I am heading to south shore LI tonight, Varney's for the best seafood on the Island, build a fire bigger the Chicago, crush Suds, wine and triple check gear for opening day. Wake up 4am tomorrow, load boat, set decoys at honey hole and start blasting. Staying out in LI for the night, sans fam. Tooth and I are "those guys" that are crashing a Thanksgiving. 19 year old female twins, Suds, Small town atmosphere...you guessed it. Will be awesome. Now I am not preparing the meal, though will help around the kitchen. One thing I know is one must make sure to keep basting that Turkey. Keeps it nice and juicy.People are all over the place these days living Jersey, Ct, Cali, Hong Kong and in between, so try to capture the moment with some candid shots. The more the merrier!!! Keep those football games on in the background, no matter what the conversation/controversy may be. Will keep gramps at ease...and his 60+years around nana has earned him the right to just bunk with some scotch and some ball.

a little extra xmas cash...

jenks and sweet d mac have started to moolight as the featured dancers at a popular "ladies"club... take it off boys, get those dolla bills

sad state of our country...

so smitty loaded up the sud firdge with his favorite imported beer for the holidays...

Sad state for old colleague

As I have reported several times since his expulsion from JSS board, our dear colleague Quinn has fallen back on hard times. After a short-lived rebound he has sunk back to a level that originally made us let him go. As you can see he has hit somewhat of a dryspell with the ladies recently, without his JSS credentials it's been difficult... please say a prayer for this lost soul over the holidays & remember he WAS a JSS boardmember..

T-1 for opening day Duck season...

He'll get a free JSS pass.. let 'em live...

GET READY-WOLVERINES!

If you haven't seen Red Dawn, that means you were playing with My Little Ponys, Strawberry Shortcakes and Glowworms..not that I didn't have a glow worm, I just lit him and Gumby up with a BB gun. Rent the movie tonight, have your kids watch it, your wife...everyone you know. We are closer to WWIII then we probably know. This movie will act as a tutorial to your survival. CARACAS (Reuters) - Warships, nuclear power, arms sales and perhaps cooperation on oil prices -- Russia's President Dmitry Medvedev is in Venezuela this week with an alarming sounding list to wave under Washington's nose.
The U.S. government dismisses the importance of Medvedev's visit on Wednesday to meet Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and the deployment of several Russian warships for joint military exercises with Venezuelan forces in the Caribbean. It says Russia's weak navy is no threat and downplays its rivals' blooming friendship. Friendship my eye, this looks steamy.
Sweety, I can see Caracas.

Today In American History

The year was 1783, the city was New York...the event? Nov. 25th, 1783, the last of the Redcoats left NYC for good. But before they left, those lil limy pranksters raised the Union Jack one last time on a greased flag pole. Britsh humor at its finest. Anyhow, we used to celebrate this day with parades, fireworks etc. They should at least combine "Evacuation Day." Anyhow, George Washington was a serious Sipper. Sure he wasn't the most "read" prez we ever had, but he was the first and the best leader this nation has ever seen, to date. Hell even when he said fare well to his officers, he did it in bar, Fraunces Tavern Raising a wine glass, he said, "With a heart full of love and gratitude, I now take leave of you; I most devoutly wish that your latter days may be as prosperous and happy as your former ones have been gracious and honorable." That's a man worthy of spilling blood for. So spill a lil Sud instead, for GW...thanks ole buddy. Here's a shot heard round the world for you.

They need to put some rules in place here.

Hugh Jackman voted People's Sexiest Man...

He's a triple threat: a star who can sing, dance and wield a weapon. At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Jackman, 40, looms large in the epic Australia, and left people stammering, "Oh ... my ... God," according to costar Nicole Kidman. Jackman's wife of 12 years, Deborra-Lee Furness, calls his perfect form "the Body of Doom – but I like what's inside": a romantic who sings ballads at home and makes pancakes for kids Oscar, 8, and Ava, 3.

I don't know where the writer is from, but singing, dancing and "wielding a weapon" has a far different connotation with me. That would go under the classification of triple input, not triple threat, but hey I grew up on the mean streets of South Central New Canaan. You could get your Starbucks money stolen for wearing the wrong label - they'd yank that Izod right off your chest BIAAATCCH! Anyway, I gotta pour a little out for the hommies Upstate at boarding school... PEACE.

P.S. I do love his name. My porn name would be Huge Jackoffman or Don Nutz if I was doing something really classy.

Don't they have Red Lobster in Australia?

Here is my million dollar idea. RED - Feckin' - LOBSTER! All you have to do is leave a pot out and put it on the stove in the morning. Yeah I know they are crabs, not lobster, but have you ever been to a Red Lobster? Those things are South American Crayfish at best.

This seems like a good idea...

Californian company Moller International have made science fiction a reality with the Moller M400 Skycar aircraft, with a maximum speed of 360 mph.

Do we really need to make these available to everyone? I think that we should take a little time to think this through. Do we really want people hurtling through the air at 365 MPH? Actually, maybe we do - it'll be Darwinism at it's finest.

Yes it does my friends...yes it does

I don't want to give all my secrets away, but if you don't think that white socks and black shoes with a ski sweater, faded Lee jeans and the James Van Der Beek hair style are not AWESOME... Yeah that's right all caps... AWESOME - then my friend your AWE needs some more - SOME.

P.S. Check the author's other tittle - "If God loves me, why can't I get my locker open?" My answer... because you are a dork and that is why I jammed you in the locker - PIZZA FACE.

River Bottom Boys...This Suds For You

There are only a few things you need to know before heading to Missouri. They like their Women Hot, Their Suds Cold and Their Bucks Big. Oh, and they don't mind knockin down a few ducks either. Days are simple there in the house that Busch built. Adolphus, selling your company or not, we salute you and your years of Sippin.
In Mizzou, you wake up early, you hunt, you Sip, you rest over lunch and do it all over it again. Rich in soil, game and strong friendships, Bill DeClue has one of the best farms, hunting grounds and group of buds around. These River Bottom Boys know what it means to Sip. Melvin the Butcher cuts deer like a surgeon and loves laughing more then any human I have met. Hell, Woodtooth even had him in stitches. Fire Marshal Brian, that Hot Lappin Son of a gun, can cook anything from Possum to Venison, leaving no appetite unsatisfied...just like his old man taught him. Then there was Rockin Rodney, aka Hot Rod, from Chapel Hill. Broken back, fingers sliced off and sewn back on, grizzly beard...you know the type. Give the guy a 2 by 4 and you will have a three car garage, shtter included. Craftiest SOB I have ever met. "When I'm done with this deer, hell them damn Coyote's wont even want him." This leaves Billy D DeClue's. Ex Marine, farmer, guide, host, friend. One of the most modest gents you will ever meet. In a word, genuine. I would also like to give a special "shout out"..no, a special Thanks to our man defending our freedom, Corey...you are the best!(You too Papa Jerry) Keep Fighting the good fight, keep your men sharp, keep slaying those birds and most importantly...KEEP SIPPIN MY MAN. Good luck on your next tour. Make us proud, bring em all back. We will Sip the hell out of some Suds then. Remember everyone, no matter how good you think you have it...keep your eye on the prize...someone is always looking to fck ya.

In Times Like These...

I think it's very important to keep the mind sharp, the body fit and the Suds cold. Take a page from this girls coloring book...keep Sippin honey, you will have yourself a degree in no time. Resume builder: Great with the hammer, I mean, a hammer.

Missouri Update to follow

As you know, we were in Missouri this weekend. Will be coming back with a full report...Chew on this for a minute and let me get situated. Corn is pretty popular in this lil part of the country. Enjoy it fellas, more to come.

Seems about right...

Boy that looks refreshing...

OTTAWA (Reuters) – Obese people have the right to two seats for the price of one on flights within Canada, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Thursday.

The high court declined to hear an appeal by Canadian airlines of a decision by the Canadian Transportation Agency that people who are "functionally disabled by obesity" deserve to have two seats for one fare.

The airlines had lost an appeal at the Federal Court of Appeal in May and had sought to launch a fresh appeal at the Supreme Court. The court's decision not to hear a new appeal means the one-person-one-fare policy stands.

The appeal had been launched by Air Canada, Air Canada Jazz and WestJet.

(Reporting by Randall Palmer)


Those are the sweetest 4 words in the English language - "functionally disabled by obesity". Apparently my prayers have been answered in Canada - there is aways a catch. I mean talk about a dilemma - I am a biscuit away from getting great parking for life, but I have leave behind by beloved American bacon for that half assed ham they call Canadian Bacon. The world is a cruel place my friends.

Update: I have heard that this has all come about because Sir Mix A Lot has become the King of Canada. So now it all makes sense. JSS breaks World News first again.

Pictures from Bobby J and Tooth in Missouri

Sweet Dick,

I sent you a couple shots of Tooth and I to post on the site. I am really excited about the way my hair and leather jacket look in this one. I am also enclosing a picture of some "hotties" we met. They were shootin' birds, we were shootin' birds and we all sipped a sud. God Bless America. Oh and I almost forgot - you are like the Elvis of the blog world Sweet Dick. Stay gold pony boy.

Bobby J.

MO MO HERE WE GO

So Woodtooth and I are heading down, over to Missouri also known as Mizzura. Pretty simple game plan for this trip...fly into St Louis(had to look on map where it was...I know, should keep that to myself, but honestly, never really thought about where exactly St. Louie Louie was located.) Have a Tahoe t'd up, tried to get a pick up, but like most car rental places in major cities, pick ups are sold out. There is no chance I am pulling up to this farm in a PT Cruiser, or mac daddy Sea Bring...so Tahoe it is. 5 miles from airport is the nations 2nd largest Cabelas. That could get stupid. Anyhow, Sip Suds and whiskey with the guide and his team, get the lay out of the land, and duck hunt for three days. Pretty boring for most, I am sure...but hey, gets me an opp to post some hunting Snap Shots.

The Secret Is Out

VICTORIA'S SECRET SALES OF CORE BRAS, PANTIES DOWN IN 3Q....Say it ain't so...ladies, this could mean one of two things...1)you are not buying new underwear and still sporting the old gear you bought last year or 2)You just gave up on the under garments all together. I would rather the latter, but I fear that not all of you are going Pocahontas, I will turn to the men. Gents, buy your ladies something sweet and sexy. It will make you feel better, it will make her feel better and most importantly, it will keep these poor super leggy models in business. Sip a Sud, Buy some panties and make the world a better place, will ya. God Bless.

Caption contest....

Tannaaazzzjaaayaa - START THE FIRE! Tonight we eat like kings!

The Tiddy Bear

There is no doubt in my mind that this will make millions. I mean what women doesn't want to drive around with a Teddy Bear in her cleavage...

They have it right

Listen, there is nothing wrong with a wet tee shirt, unless you are the husky dude wearing the "Coed Naked Lacrosse" shirt in the shallow end, eating a fist full of pop rocks and king cones. At first glance I thought they were wasting Suds...but sencond look, that Sud is going right down her throat...and the gents are pouring pitchies of water. What first looked like a waste now turns out to be one of the most resourceful use of liquids. Girl gets hammered, wets the digglers, keeps herself cool and the men hot. Everyone walks away a winner.

Do you really care what I write about this picture?

I'm not the world's biggest Megan Fox fan, but this is an AWESOME pic. I mean this is the kind of picture that you forward to your Blackberry and dash for the Handi stall - ya know so you get a leg up on the railing and finish with flair.

Dad accused of killing daughter while cleaning gun

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Wednesday, November 19th 2008, 2:05 AM

MARYSVILLE, Wash. - A father arrested after his 6-year-old daughter was fatally shot in their Washington state home allegedly told authorities he had been drinking double shots of vodka while cleaning his guns.

Court papers say Richard Peters told detectives he had asked his daughter, Stormy, to bring him the .45-caliber handgun Sunday. He said he must have pulled the trigger, and the girl fell to the floor. She was pronounced dead Monday.

Bail for Peters, 42, was set Monday at $250,000. He has been arrested for investigation of first-degree manslaughter.

His attorney, Annika Carlsten, requested that Peters be released from jail, The Herald newspaper of Everett reported. She argued that Peters isn't a flight risk, or a danger to himself or the community.

"It's obviously a tragedy for all involved and my primary concern is for my client and his family," Carlsten told The Associated Press on Tuesday night, declining to discuss any specifics.

The Snohomish County sheriff's office said two other children were removed from the home by Child Protective Services.

There is one rule that I believe in and that rule is only single shots of vodka while cleaning the guns. As a matter of fact - I think we should go a step further and outlaw double shots. Where do you get a double shot glass anyway? Thanks to MC for the look.

Just another night at the Roadhouse

OK so standard Tuesday at the Roadhouse. Rye Roadhouse that is. Buds, suds and then it got weird. Some guy comes in and just starts hatin' on Smitty. I mean pure hate. He apparently was a poor judge of character because he loved me. Totally a weird night, but I decided that I would be nice - until it was time not to be nice. Oh yeah and if anyone sees my cell phone or money clip give me a holler.

Well Aint That America...

Congress today debates whether the Big Three automakers -- GM, Ford and Chrysler -- will get a federal bailout. Many Republicans say bankruptcy is a better option. CNNMoney reports more than 1.6 million jobs(some say as many as 3mm) are tied to the auto industry. What happens to those workers and the economy if there is no bailout? MERRY FCKING CHRISTMASNow listen, I don't know what the asnswer is...but we can not let these people, building American cars, American dreams, fall to thru the cracks. You bought a house you can't afford, YOU LOST, GAME OVER. You work your butt off for an insdustry that is one of the corner stones of our econmy...well we owe you a little more then a golf clap. Again, NO clue what the answer is...What will get people BUYING cars again, is the real question. If we Buy them, they will come. Ah, whatever. Sip a Sud Detroit, like Kid Rock, we have your back.

Something About Sunsets

I have been chatting with Sweet Dick Mackie...and it is clear that I provide some solid Snap Shots-if you will. Where as SDM provides in depth color into the darker, seedy, more dangerous world we live in. With that, I present to you...Miss Holly Weber. Am I the Ying, or the Yang?

I think they stole this from my nightmares...

When was this filmed? It is like an Alice Cooper video - if Alice Cooper were eaten my a fat women and had no musical talent and sang about erotic donuts. This video is going to haunt me for years - honestly I am going to have to buy a night light. I mean don't get me wrong - I like donuts and I like sex, but the cock-N-balls doughnut and the "magic is in the hole" slogan may not be the marketing campaign.

UPDATE:
I guess this is a real place in Portland, Oregon. And it gets better - they have a maple syrup doughnut with bacon on top. The doughnut of my dreams with the comercial of my nightmares. What a twisted world we live in. BACON on a DOUGHNUT. Some where Elvis is smiling.

Man 'killed wife, wanted her eaten'

A philandering husband allegedly strangled his wife to death, smeared her in peanut butter and dumped her body in a ditch hoping wild animals would devour the evidence, a report claims.

New York police say William Walsh, 29, has admitted to killing wife Leah after the pair had an explosive argument about his infidelities in the early hours of October 26.

Walsh dumped her body then tried to make it appear like she had been kidnapped by making public pleas for help, police allege.

Now a report in the New York Post claims Walsh's morbid plan included having his wife's body eaten by wild animals. Police earlier stated the dead teacher's body was found covered in peanut butter.

Everybody knows that animals lick peanut butter - they don't eat it. Oh yeah and they work extra hard for Chunky Style. Honestly, I don't know what is wrong with people. There are some real weirdos out there.

You take this one... I'll get the next one. (Click to enlarge)

I am 99% sure that this is a real shot from Teahupoo. Here is a shot on the bottom from my personal album.

Maybe I can help here.... (click to view entire image)

Now I am no "Dear Abby", but maybe I can help. First of all what was this dude thinking? I mean seriously, the male body is disgusting - women don't want to see that crap. That is why Play Girl is out of business - Burt Reynolds posed for Play Girl and they still went out of business. BURT FECKIN' REYNOLDS!!! And I am guessing that this guy ain't Burt Reynolds. But honestly, who is... Those buns are so HOTTTTT you could grill a steak on'em. God I hope none of our readers figure out that I think Burt is just hunky.... Am I still typing... No of course not...
I am too flustered to make another point. No one reads this crap anyway. I might as well be writing in my diary about the time I was in Eagle Scout camp and how you really earn that Tee Pee Master badge.

MNF Looks A Lil Nippy

Nothing like kicking back on a Monday night, roaring fire if you have one, cute girl and some take in, or joining buddies at a bar, keeping warm with both Suds, Wing Sauce and the elusive snap that rolls by and gives you the once over. You know my thoughts on Snap at a sports bar...sure there are a few there to watch their team, which is hot in itself...but most of the are there to get your attention. So go ahead...buy em a Sud and see what you can do. If not for the Bills, do it for Brady Quinn...or his sister. Enjoy the game, Sip a Sud. If you are short on Suds, here are 4 cans I had lying around the apt...God Bless those Rockies and May God Bless America