Missouri Update to follow

As you know, we were in Missouri this weekend. Will be coming back with a full report...Chew on this for a minute and let me get situated. Corn is pretty popular in this lil part of the country. Enjoy it fellas, more to come.

Seems about right...

Boy that looks refreshing...

OTTAWA (Reuters) – Obese people have the right to two seats for the price of one on flights within Canada, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Thursday.

The high court declined to hear an appeal by Canadian airlines of a decision by the Canadian Transportation Agency that people who are "functionally disabled by obesity" deserve to have two seats for one fare.

The airlines had lost an appeal at the Federal Court of Appeal in May and had sought to launch a fresh appeal at the Supreme Court. The court's decision not to hear a new appeal means the one-person-one-fare policy stands.

The appeal had been launched by Air Canada, Air Canada Jazz and WestJet.

(Reporting by Randall Palmer)


Those are the sweetest 4 words in the English language - "functionally disabled by obesity". Apparently my prayers have been answered in Canada - there is aways a catch. I mean talk about a dilemma - I am a biscuit away from getting great parking for life, but I have leave behind by beloved American bacon for that half assed ham they call Canadian Bacon. The world is a cruel place my friends.

Update: I have heard that this has all come about because Sir Mix A Lot has become the King of Canada. So now it all makes sense. JSS breaks World News first again.

Pictures from Bobby J and Tooth in Missouri

Sweet Dick,

I sent you a couple shots of Tooth and I to post on the site. I am really excited about the way my hair and leather jacket look in this one. I am also enclosing a picture of some "hotties" we met. They were shootin' birds, we were shootin' birds and we all sipped a sud. God Bless America. Oh and I almost forgot - you are like the Elvis of the blog world Sweet Dick. Stay gold pony boy.

Bobby J.

MO MO HERE WE GO

So Woodtooth and I are heading down, over to Missouri also known as Mizzura. Pretty simple game plan for this trip...fly into St Louis(had to look on map where it was...I know, should keep that to myself, but honestly, never really thought about where exactly St. Louie Louie was located.) Have a Tahoe t'd up, tried to get a pick up, but like most car rental places in major cities, pick ups are sold out. There is no chance I am pulling up to this farm in a PT Cruiser, or mac daddy Sea Bring...so Tahoe it is. 5 miles from airport is the nations 2nd largest Cabelas. That could get stupid. Anyhow, Sip Suds and whiskey with the guide and his team, get the lay out of the land, and duck hunt for three days. Pretty boring for most, I am sure...but hey, gets me an opp to post some hunting Snap Shots.

The Secret Is Out

VICTORIA'S SECRET SALES OF CORE BRAS, PANTIES DOWN IN 3Q....Say it ain't so...ladies, this could mean one of two things...1)you are not buying new underwear and still sporting the old gear you bought last year or 2)You just gave up on the under garments all together. I would rather the latter, but I fear that not all of you are going Pocahontas, I will turn to the men. Gents, buy your ladies something sweet and sexy. It will make you feel better, it will make her feel better and most importantly, it will keep these poor super leggy models in business. Sip a Sud, Buy some panties and make the world a better place, will ya. God Bless.

Caption contest....

Tannaaazzzjaaayaa - START THE FIRE! Tonight we eat like kings!

The Tiddy Bear

There is no doubt in my mind that this will make millions. I mean what women doesn't want to drive around with a Teddy Bear in her cleavage...

They have it right

Listen, there is nothing wrong with a wet tee shirt, unless you are the husky dude wearing the "Coed Naked Lacrosse" shirt in the shallow end, eating a fist full of pop rocks and king cones. At first glance I thought they were wasting Suds...but sencond look, that Sud is going right down her throat...and the gents are pouring pitchies of water. What first looked like a waste now turns out to be one of the most resourceful use of liquids. Girl gets hammered, wets the digglers, keeps herself cool and the men hot. Everyone walks away a winner.