Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween.....

And here is your treat... A lil' Sweeeet Dick Mackie. Make sure you brush after - I don't want you getting any cavities.

What's Swedish for Bobby J?

Costume review - Hooker

Wait. What do you mean that was not a costume? I don't get it and I am not paying.

Costume review - Nurse

The Nurse. Every girl knows that if she is even decent looking she will have her pick of any guy in the bar. I mean it is porn 101 - you have to have a "nurse scene" in every movie. There is not a man on the planet that can resist that little line in the back of the white stockings. This little minx knows what she is doing and you are waaaaay out of your league. If she selects you, feel lucky because you just won the booty lottery. Oh and if she happens to be wearing a bonnet that says "Head Nurse" stop off at 7-11 and get one of those stamina packs.

I have to get this off my chest.

Everyone is all concerned about the current economic recession and market down turn, well I am a vindictive prick, so I'm happy to see it. I am happy to see all the 50 year old baby boomers lose their money in the market and get hammered on their retirement dream homes.

Ya see I hate the Baby Boomers. They are the most useless generation out there. They started Rock-n-Roll and free love and spent the 60's and 70's bangin' in the mud all drugged up. Then they made a bundle on their homes and their investments riding every boom and bubble.

Do I sound bitter? Because I am. Ya see they went on to become parents and ruin college, the housing market and the stock market for an entire generation. '90-'98 was the worst time to go to college EVER! Nancy Reagan is busying telling everyone to SAY NO! Ronnie was conducting the war on drugs run by all the Baby Boomers because they know drugs kill. So I went to school in the fall only to find out that they banned kegs on campus... WTF. It wasn't bad enough that you raised the drinking age to 21?

Then come the whole AIDS thing - some deviant Baby Boomer had to bang a Green Monkey, so I could lose 2 weeks worth of sleep every time some girl was drunk enough to let me run some leg. Oh yeah and that all ended when Magic Johnson admitted he was HIV+ because no one ever wanted to have sex again. Every girl was dressed in tights and baggy sweaters listening to Pearl Jam, Seattle grunge crap.

Then they suck the marrow out of the Internet bubble and the housing market - driving the prices up on derivative scams and shady loans. Yeah - great you have a 6 bedroom house that you bought for $50k and my 3 bedroom trailer is $850k...I know I am loser...thanks.

So do I feel bad for the guy that ditch out on Vietnam, smoked grass, dropped acid, banged until his dick fell off, made a million on the Internet and another million on his house? No I don't. So, your 50 and you lost all your retirement money...well let me give you the advice you gave me. Work hard and save up - even if you have to bag groceries, there is a job out there for everyone, unemployment is only 6%.

Wood2ooth called from Sweden - sight seeing is fun.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

You Motorboatin' Sonofabitch!

Amen brother, Amen.

ask jeeves... or jenks

this guy is just sayin...

not as light as the usual post, but this is one of the best things i have read in a long time... and i am sure cory the DRILLER sips suds!

From the Gartman letter, A letter from an American Worker:

Mr. Obama,
Given the uproar about the simple question asked you by
Joe the plumber, and the persecution that has been
heaped on him because he dared to question you, I find
myself motivated to say a few things to you myself. While
Joe aspires to start a business someday, I already have
started not one, but 4 businesses. But first, let me
introduce myself. You can call me "Cory the well driller". I
am a 54 year old high school graduate. I didn't go to
college like you, I was too ready to go "conquer the world"
when I finished high school.
25 years ago at age 29, I started my own water well
drilling business at a time when the economy here in East
Texas was in a tailspin from the crash of the early 80's oil
boom. I didn't get any help from the government, nor did I
look for any. I borrowed what I could from my sister, my
uncle, and even the pawn shop and managed to scrape
together a homemade drill rig and a few tools to do my
first job. My businesses did not start as a result of
privilege. They are the result of my personal drive,
personal ambition, self discipline, self reliance, and a
determination to treat my customers fairly. From the very
start my business provided one other (than myself) East
Texan a full time job. I couldn't afford a backhoe the first
few years (something every well drilling business had), so
I and my helper had to dig the mud pits that are
necessary for each and every job with hand shovels. I
had to use my 10 year old, 1/2 ton pickup truck for my
water tank truck (normally a job for at least a 2 ton truck).
A year and a half after I started the business, I scraped
together a 20% down payment to get a modest bank loan
and bought a (28 year) old, worn out, slightly bigger
drilling rig to allow me to drill the deeper water wells in my
area. I spent the next few years drilling wells with the rig
while simultaneously rebuilding it between jobs. Through
these years I never knew from one month to the next if I
would have any work or be able to pay the bills. I got
behind on my income taxes one year, and spent the next
two years paying that back (with penalty and interest)
while keeping up with ongoing taxes. I got behind on my
water well supply bill 2 different years (way behind the
second time... $80,000.00), and spent over a year paying
it back (each time) while continuing to pay for ongoing
supplies C.O.D.. Of course, the personal stress endured
through these experiences and years is hard to measure.
I do have a stent in my heart now to memorialize it all.
I spent the next 10 years developing the reputation for
being the most competent and most honest water well
driller in East Texas. 2 years along the way, I hired
another full time employee for the drilling business so that
we could provide full time water well pump service as well
as the well drilling. Also, 3 years along the path, I bought
a water well screen service machine from a friend,
starting business # 2. 5 years later I made a business
loan for $100,000.00 to build a new, higher production,
computer controlled screen service machine. I had
designed the machine myself, and it didn't work out for 3
years so I had to make the loan payments without the
benefit of any added income from the new machine. No
government program was there to help me with the
payments, or to help me sleep at night as I lay awake
wondering how I would solve my machine problems or
pay my bills. Finally, after 3 years, I got the screen
machine working properly, and that provided another full
time job for an East Texan in the screen service business.
2 years after that, I made another business loan, this time
for $250,000.00, to buy another used drilling rig and all
the support equipment needed to run another, larger, drill
rig. This provided another 2 full time jobs for East Texans.
Again, I spent a couple of years not knowing if I had made
a smart move, or a move that would bankrupt me. For the
third time in 13 years, I had placed everything I owned on
the line, risking everything, in order to build a business.
A couple of years into this, I came up with a bright idea for
a new kind of mud pump, a fundamentally necessary
pump used on water well drill rigs. I spent my entire life
savings to date (just $30,000.00), building a prototype of
the pump and took it to the national water well convention
to show it off. Customers immediately started coming out
of the woodworks to buy the pumps, but there was a
problem. I had depleted my assets making the prototype,
and nobody would make me a business loan to start
production of the new pumps. With several deposits for
pump orders in hand, and nowhere to go, I finally started
applying for as many credit card as I could find and took
cash withdrawals on these cards to the tune of over
$150,000.00 (including modest loans from my dear sister
and brother), to get this 3rd business going.
Yes, once again, I had everything hanging over the line in
an effort to start another business. I had never
manufactured anything, and I had to design and bring into
production a complex hydraulic machine from an untested
prototype to a reliable production model (in six months).
How many nights I lay awake wondering if I had just
made the paramount mistake of my life I cannot tell you,
but there were plenty. I managed to get the pumps into
production, which immediately created another 2 full time
jobs in East Texas. Some of the models in the first year
suffered from quality issues due to the poor workmanship
of one of my key suppliers, so I and an employee
(another East Texan employed) had to drive across the
country to repair customers' pumps, practically from coast
to coast. I stood behind the product, and made payments
to all the credit cards that had financed me (and my
brother and sister). I spent the next 5 years improving and
refining the product, building a reputation for the pump
and the company, working to get the pump into drill rig
manufacturers' product lines, and paying back credit
cards. During all this time I continued to manage a
growing water well business that was now operating 3
drill rig crews, and 2 well service crews. Also, the screen
service business continued to grow. No government
programs were there to help me, Mr. Obama, but that's
ok, I didn't expect any, nor did I want any. I was too busy
fighting to make success happen to sit around waiting for
the government to help me.
Now, after manufacturing the mud pumps for 7 years, my
combined businesses employ 32 full time employees, and
distribute $5,000,000.00 annually through the local
economy. Now, just 4 months ago I borrowed
$1,254,000.00, purchasing computer controlled
machining equipment to start my 4th business, a
production machine shop. The machine shop will serve
the mud pump company so that we can better
manufacture our pumps that are being shipped
worldwide. Of course, the machine shop will also do work
for outside companies as well. This has already produced
2 more full time jobs, and 2 more should develop out of it
in the next few months. This should work out, but if it
doesn't it will be because you, and the other professional
politicians like yourself, will have destroyed our country's'
(and the world) economy with your meddling with
mortgage loan programs through your liberal manipulation
and intimidation of loaning institutions to make sure that
unqualified borrowers could get mortgages. You see, at
the very time when I couldn't get a business loan to get
my mud pumps into production, you were working with
Acorn and the Community Reinvestment Act programs to
make sure that unqualified borrowers could buy homes
with no down payment, and even no credit or worse yet,
bad credit. Even the infamous, liberal, Ninja loans (No
Income, No Job or Assets). While these unqualified
borrowers were enjoying unrealistically low interest rates,
I was paying 22% to 24% interest on the credit cards that
I had used to provide me the funds for the mud pump
business that has created jobs for more East Texans. It's
funny, because after 25 years of turning almost every
dime of extra money back into my businesses to grow
them, it has been only in the last two years that I have
finally made enough money to be able to put a little away
for retirement, and now the value of that has dropped
40% because of the policies you and your ilk have
perpetrated on our country.
You see, Mr. Obama, I'm the guy you intend to raise
taxes on. I'm the guy who has spent 25 years toiling and
sweating, fretting and fighting, stressing and risking, to
build a business and get ahead. I'm the guy who has
been on the very edge of bankruptcy more than a dozen
times over the last 25 years, and all the while creating
more and more jobs for East Texans who didn't want to
take a risk, and would not demand from themselves what
I have demanded from myself. I'm the guy you
characterize as "the Americans who can afford it the
most" that you believe should be taxed more to provide
income redistribution "to spread the wealth" to those who
have never toiled, sweated, fretted, fought, stressed, or
risked anything. You want to characterize me as someone
who has enjoyed a life of privilege and who needs to pay
a higher percentage of my income than those who have
bought into your entitlement culture. I resent you, Mr.
Obama, as I resent all who want to use class warfare as a
tool to advance their political career. What's worse, each
year more Americans buy into your liberal entitlement
culture, and turn to the government for their hope of a
better life instead of themselves. Liberals are succeeding
through more than 40 years of collaborative effort
between the predominant liberal media, and liberal
indoctrination programs in the public school systems
across our land.
What is so terribly sad about this is this. America was
made great by people who embraced the one-time
American culture of self reliance, self motivation, self
determination, self discipline, personal betterment, hard
work, risk taking. A culture built around the concept that
success was in reach of every able bodied American who
would strive for it. Each year that less Americans
embrace that culture, we all descend together. We
descend down the socialist path that has brought country
after country ultimately to bitter and unremarkable states.
If you and your liberal comrades in the media and school
systems would spend half as much effort cultivating a
culture of can-do across America as you do cultivating
your entitlement culture, we could see Americans at large
embracing the conviction that they can elevate
themselves through personal betterment, personal
achievement, and self reliance. You see, when people
embrace such ideals, they act on them. When people act
on such ideals, they succeed. All of America could find
herself elevating instead of deteriorating. But that would
eliminate the need for liberal politicians, wouldn't it, Mr.
Obama? The country would not need you if the country
was convinced that problem solving was best left with
individuals instead of the government. You and all your
liberal comrades have got a vested interested in creating
a dependent class in our country. It is the very business
of liberals to create an ever expanding dependence on
government. What's remarkable is that you, who have
never produced a job in your life, are going to tax me to
take more of my money and give it to people who wouldn't
need my money if they would get off their entitlement
mentality asses and apply themselves at work, demand
more from themselves, and quit looking to liberal
politicians to raise their station in life.
You see, I know because I've had them work for me
before. Hundreds of them over these 25 years. People
who simply will not show up to work on time. People who
just will not work 5 days in a week, much less, 6 days.
People always looking for a way to put less effort out.
People who actually tell me that they would do more if I
just would first pay them more. People who take off work
to sit in government offices to apply to get free
government handouts (gee, I wonder how things would
have turned out for them if they had spent that time
earning money and pleasing their employer?). You see,
all of this comes from your entitlement mentality culture.
Oh, I know you will say I am uncompassionate. Sorry, Mr.
Obama, wrong again. You see, I've seen what the
average percentage of your income has been given to
charities over the years of 2000 to 2004 (ignoring the
years you started running for office - can you pronounce
"politically motivated"), you averaged less than 1%
annually. And your running mate, Joe Biden, averaged
less than ¼% of his annual income in charitable
contributions over the last 10 years. Like so many liberals,
the two of you want to give to the needy, just as long as it
is someone else's money you are giving to them. I won't
say what I have given to charities over the last 25 years,
but the percentage is several times more than you and
Joe Biden. combined (don't you just hate Google?). Tell
me again how you feel my pain.
In short, Mr. Obama, your political philosophies represent
everything that is wrong with our country. You represent
the culture of government dependence instead of self
reliance; Entitlement mentality instead of personal
achievement; Penalization of the successful to reward the
unmotivated; Political correctness instead of open
mindedness and open debate. If you are successful, you
may preside over the final transformation of America from
being the greatest and most self-reliant culture on earth,
to just another country of whiners and wimps, who sit
around looking to the government to solve their problems.
Like all of western Europe. All countries on the decline. All
countries that, because of liberal socialistic mentalities,
have a little less to offer mankind every year.
God help us...
Cory Miller
just a ordinary, extraordinary American, the way a lot of
Americans used to be.
P.S. Yes, Mr. Obama, I am a real American...

King to JT... Suck it BiiiiiiiiAAAATTTTCCHH!

(CNN) -- Elvis Presley may have left the building three decades ago, but he raked in more money last year than many living titans of the music industry
Singer Elvis Presley tops the Forbes list for the second year in a row, raking in $52 million last year.

Singer Elvis Presley tops the Forbes list for the second year in a row, raking in $52 million last year.

For the second year in a row, Presley topped the Forbes magazine's list of Top-Earning Dead Celebrities, hauling in $52 million last year.

In comparison, the very-much-alive Justin Timberlake earned $44 million while another superstar, Madonna, made $40 million, the magazine reported Tuesday.

The 30th anniversary of Presley's death boosted attendance and merchandise sales last year at his Memphis, Tennessee, home, Graceland.

A long list of licensing deals, such as a Presley show on satellite radio, added to the earnings.

The business magazine has been compiling its annual list of departed celebrities' earnings since 2001. Since 2003, the feature has coincided with Halloween.

That is why he is the King. His decaying, rotting corpse is making $52 mln - despite the recession. You could take all the talent of all the boy bands combined and multiply it by 4 and it would not equal the talent that Elvis left in one turd. This is your proof. Madonna looks like she is dead, but I am told she is a technically alive because she is a soul sucking vampire.

Costume review - Naughty Librarian

I have to tell you that this one leaves me speechless. If you run into a chic dressed as the Naughty Librarian - you are truly blessed - annnnd you're on your own. I go into right into the flop sweet when I see these chics. I went to all boys school and we had a smokin' hot Librarian - I spent 4 years trying to master her Dewey Decimal System and came up empty.

Police: Golfer John Daly drunk, detained outside Hooters..

WINSTON-SALEM N.C. (AP)—Golfer John Daly was taken into custody Sunday morning by Winston-Salem police after he was found drunk outside an area Hooters restaurant.

Police said in a statement Wednesday that said officers went to the restaurant on a medical call. When they arrived, Daly was being treated by emergency workers after losing consciousness.

While at the restaurant, police said Daly “appeared extremely intoxicated and uncooperative,” refused repeatedly to be taken to the hospital and was asked to leave the restaurant by several workers.

Daly was taken to the Forsyth County Law Enforcement Detention Center for a 24-hour stay, until he was sober.

In all my years of bloggin' I never expected to see this. John Daily drunk outside a Hooters. Now I have seen it all. The only surprising thing in this story is that he was sober after 24 hours. That is the part I find most disappointing.

Philly wins the World Series...great...

Let me start by saying that I hate Philly. It is like the bad parts of Newark, NJ with more bad parts, White Trash and Cheese Steaks. I mean the town's greatest sports hero is Rocky... Come on people it was a movie. Oh and the movie was based on a guy from Bayonne. I thought the only decent thing about Philly was the Eagles Cheerleaders, but then I found this picture of the Eagles Cheerleaders with Saddam... WTF. Stay classy Philly.

What the world needs now....

That's right Gene Gene, the Dancing Machine. This just convinces me that everyone in the 70's was high on drugs and bangin'. I mean look at Dorthy Hamill - you know that Chuck Berry took her back to his dressing room, which looked like the set from Scarface and landed the "triple axle". I am so, so bitter I missed all the fun.

Tooth & Chron gearing up for the trip.....


Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I Don't Care How or Where...

Girls, whether your Sippin Salty, Sippin Frat style, Sippin Classy or just plain ole Sippin, have one for me...I will miss you all and try my best to get those Skandi birds Sippin, just like our girls back here in the United States of America...God Bless ya.

LADY IN RED, Is Running from me...

Daily News Reports:
The lady in red really does get what she wants.
A new study shows men find red-dressed women more attractive - and are even willing to shell out more on a date.
"Something as ubiquitous as color can [have] an effect on our behavior without our awareness," study author Andrew Elliot said.

Now I would have to agree with this article. Think about cars get noticed more, red balloons get noticed more, red shoes lip stick gets noticed more and red clothes certainly stand out more.

Costume review - Devil

The Devil - this was big a couple years back, but has lost some steam and to be honest it is kind of shame. This is great costume for both the Ladies and the Gents. This is perfect for the girl that bought a red leather mini and is too embarrassed to wear it out on an ordinary night. She puts on a tail and some horns and she is done. You roll up on her and just heap praise - I will usually go with a "nice tail". Follow up with a couple shots and work in the ol' "you know the devil in you wants too" and thank Uncle Sweet Dick in the morning because you are in for a treat.

team grey update

jenks has made a full recover thanks to smitty and cilantro's efforts!!!

Southern Girls Are Football Fans

I won't be able to catch any college football in Sweden this I decided to get my fill before I leave. Who does Auburn play? Who cares, GO TIGERS!

team grey... heros for hire

there was a JSS emergency and smitty and i had to rush out and save jenks from some recently weak posts...

jenks is recovering well...

Hey Darlin, The One's In the Back Are Colder...

Oh and take notice the whip cream...IANBT.

Why Can't I Quit You

Listen, if your trying to sack an American Indian, I have the perfect costume. though this one only works with your best buddy. You dress up like a couple of the gents posted here, and just slay ass. The key is, never lose your wingman...Iceman.
But listen, if you can't get the gear in time, just hustle up the attic stairs and grab your costumes from 1984...May The Suds be with you. Looking good Smitts, Looking good Cilants.

Costume review - Indian

Sweet Dick is going to help you guys out this Halloween and explain what her costume means, so when you are out in a bar you know how to approach her. My gift to you.

Now the Indian is just looking for it. You roll up to her - buy her a couple shots and toss out the "hey Pocahantas wanna build me a tipi?" and it is game on. There are two things that the Injun broads can't resist - fire water and getting screwed by the white man. I mean the white man has been screwing Indians forever - it is a tale as old as the hills.

More VPILF news....

A strip club in Vegas held a Palin look alike contest last week. The winner got $10k and a trip to DC for the presidential inauguration.
. Bless your hearts ladies.....don't forget to vote.


Look "Nasty".. I've been telling you all week I dont get there 'till Thursday. Now this? I mean I love the enthusiasm but your not making it any easier for us. We'll see you at baggage claim @ 10 as planned.. what? you're bringing the twin along too? ok, ok.. yeah, we're cool with that, see you then. Oh, yeah a case of suds on arrival is fine.. thanks

Take time to smell the flowers

Bobby J and Tooth are hunting in Sweden next week and it is great that they are taking time to stop and smell the flowers - I just wish Bobby J wore longer shorts.

Peking Doe...yum.

HAMBURG, N.Y. (AP) - Health officials shut down a suburban Buffalo restaurant after an inspector found employees butchering a dead deer inside the business. Erie County Health Department officials said they got a tip Friday about a dead deer in the China King restaurant in the town of Hamburg, just south of Buffalo.

An inspector soon arrived and saw the deer being butchered in the kitchen.

State health laws prohibit butchering an animal inside a restaurant.

Officials don't know whether the deer had been killed by a hunter or a vehicle. They said there was no indication the deer meat was served to any customers.

The message on the restaurant's answering machine Monday says it was closed because of "family emergencies."

Now I watch a lot of CSI, NCIS and Law and Order, so I don't believe for a second that the criminal masterminds at Hamburg PD could not figure out if they were serving Deer. I am also guessing that China King was not so unlucky that this happened to them the one time they dragged a Deer in off the street and hacked it up. I mean, if you find your wife in bed with another guy, I think it is safe to say that he tee'd her up like a rock star.

I think China King needs a new marketing team. People upstate eat Deer 3 meals a day and they love to hunt (ask Smitty). They would flock to a place that whacked up your Deer while you went to the buffet to get some Venison with Sweet and Sour sauce (I have never been to China King in Hamburg, but this has to be a buffet place with a name like China King).

The most disturbing thing is that they are closed for "family emergencies"... I would not be surprised if they were hacking up dishwashers for the Moo Shu Chicken - I mean they really aren't leaving them a lot of options here. I would like to thank my Johnson for the look on this.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Can't argue with that logic...

That was the only bank I was able to get money out of in college...

Best Wishes to Bobby Jenx and Tooth

I know all our readers saw the pics of the boys at a wedding in NC, but what they did not tell you is that after all these years they finally made it official. They have owned boats and cars together for years, but now that these two crazy kids have made it legal. They will be off Sweden for the next two weeks for their Honeymoon and finding just the right penis pump for their new life together...

Very Ducky Weather

you see a lot of people out there look outside and get all down, out and depressed. Personally, these days remind me that we are approaching a lil thing called DUCK SEASON. The colder, crummier, windier it is, the happier I am...ask fuzzy britches here...Duck Calls-check, Old Yeller-Check, Camo-check, Sud...ummm, check. Tooth, myself and a few others are heading to Sweden tomorrow for this exact reason. One night in Stockholm, aka StockVegas and a couple nights in the country blasting birds. Add one more to the check list...Broke. Can't be buried with it fellas. Enjoy life, spend a buck and Sip a Sud.


When most people hear ATF they think of the government bureau dedicated to preventing terrorism, reducing violent crime, and protecting our Nation. Me? I think of my favorite 'convenience' store.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Phillly vs Tampa

Now I am not going to sit here and say this one is hotter then that one...I wont do it. But what I will say is, in an environment with so much hate, so much anger... it's just nice to see two gals from different parts of the country agreeing on one universal theme...THE LOVE FOR SIPPIN SUDS. Win or lose girls, you achieved victory in our hearts, here at JSS. I look forward to the new addition to JSS...the local female support! We love you girls...Keep Sippin.

Jeans-check, Tee shirt-check, Get These Gals A Sud

Just keep sippin girls...each and every day. Colts/Titans play tonight, Phillies have a chance to close out do us fellas a favor, hit the gym then the pub...let us buy you a Sud or two. And please, don't sweat getting dressed up...tee shirt, jeans and a Sud is all you need to make us happy.

Caption contest....

I was pretty drunk, but from what I remember she was kinda cute...

Man's arm trapped in train toilet

A passenger on a French train had to be rescued by firemen after having his arm sucked down the on-board toilet.

The 26-year-old victim was trapped when he tried to fish out his mobile phone, which had fallen into the toilet bowl, and fell foul of the suction system.

The high-speed TGV train had to stop for two hours while firemen cut through the train's pipework.

The man was carried away by emergency services, with the toilet still attached to his arm.

"He came out on a stretcher, with his hand still jammed in the toilet bowl, which they had to saw clean off," said Benoit Gigou, a witness to the man's plight.

The incident happened on Sunday evening, aboard a train travelling in western France from La Rochelle to Bordeaux.

I am not sure what kind of plan this guy had, but it would take a lot for me to reach into a train toilet. I don't think a phone could get me to do that. The only thing I can think of is that he had a smoking hot chics number that was on that phone and nowhere else. Can there be another reason?

Wedding in Pinehurst

A buddy got married to a great gal I went to Carolina with...never been to Pinehurst but heard the town was sleepy. Well you ship a few maniacs in from LA with their spicy girlfriends+10 more Chapel Hill beauts+the NYC contingency and you have yourself a nice lil party. Tooth and I were dateless, therefore borderline "those creepy guys." Only way to shake that label was to cover ourselves in suds and leg kick the sht out of that town. Apparently it worked. Every morning started with a bloody, played some golf, Sippin Suds on each and every hole, finish with a Winny Palmer(Arnold Palmer w/ vodka), black out by 4, straight thru til 24 hour burger joint at 2:30am, three nights in a row...Crushed today...Crushed.

Eddie Spaghetti just Sippin. Tooth and Jenx acting like, well, idiots. Blair, we love ya.