Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Sweet Home My Lil PoonFace

Hunting season is right around th corner...I know, I know, most of you dont hunt, though you should. Now I am not talking about going out there and taking some little animals life...and anyone that tells you thats what its about, can off themselves. Thing is, all the hype behind gunning is simple...solid friends, a couple suds and hopefully, a beautiful snap waiting for you by the fireplace when you get home. If not, well then you best get out to your local spot and tell them tales grandpa would be proud of. If that doesnt get them excited, leave em for the nerds...they will clean up the rubble when you leave. God Bless, Hope you are well...and please, keep Sippin them Suds.
God Bless Ya PoonFace, sorry it took so long. God Bless America

Thursday, September 17, 2009

NICE BEAVER! Thanks, just had it stuffed.

Let’s see, 23 years old, hunts, fishes and doesn’t mind Sippin a few Suds. I just read how these gators are hunted. The gal cruises on a boat at night, flashes the gator(easy guy) with a beam of light , spots the glimmer off the gators eyes and inches closer to get a clean shot. Arrow hits gator, gator takes off, arrow has chain attached to boat, gator drags boat…gator gets tired and then gets a bullet. And for all of you that have eaten gator, you know its well worth the risk…Have a great night. Ducks Unlimited Dinner tonight…aka Booze Fest

Whoa, easy there big fella.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Proud To Be An American

Yesterday was a tough day for any American, but especially for those who lost a family member, a best friend or a loved one. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love wil regret missing the opportunity should it pass. And remember, once is fine, twice is ghey...kidding, God Bless. Mr. Koecheler, you are the man...look forward to Sippin a couple when I get there.
Now, being that its raining, chilly and damp, head to your local watering hole for a couple suds. If you are crippled from last night, well I think your couch or your buddies couch sounds about right...we have some great games on today. Have a good weekend, turkies...Lord knows you will be Sippin. Go TarHeels, Go Trojans, Go Yanks and Go G MEN!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Grand Salami!!!

You know what...there is some good tennis on the tube...Lil Georgia Peach(Hwy there, Georgie)....We have the Danish bopper white tail. Novak Djokovic gig last night with McEnroe was classic...oh and dated that Olympian Track gal we featured back when...she was smoke. We all remember...but when I looked for a pic of the cat I came across a boat load of snap shots...God Bless...hmm, looks like that's a sud in his mitt. Good luck kid.
Oh and I guess this is his girlfriend at this time...yeah, really feel for the guy.

Murray isn't struggling either with this gal below.
...anyhow, worth a peak. Great weather up here this weekend...hope you got outside...Keep Sippin, Keep Movin...and hopefully, keep Bonin...Just Sayin...not a bad thing.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Four Seasons

Let's talk about this for a second...Summer is coming to a close, but unless you are in grade school, LIFE IS SWEET. I used to kneel to the religion of NEVER ENDING SUMMER! But as we grow older, there is something we start appreciating more...not Summer, Not Fall, Not Spring and Not Winter...but the let this be the key that will open the door to a many of "Autumn" styled posts...sure its my favorite time of year...but why have one? We have four to appreciate and none deserve the red headed step child treatment. Running out for a sud...air is crisp, perfect night. God Bless, Keep Sippin.

Dios Mio, Jimena

Mama Mia...wait, is that Spanish or Italian...and by Spanish, I mean Mexican..and by Mexican, I mean Cabo...and By Cabo, I mean LA...ah, the circle of life. Anyhow, we need to keep these wonderful people in our prayers...for there is a storm a comin. Lets hope we get minimal injuries...because lets be honest, the Mets can't afford to lose another starter. AH YA YA YA YA. Seriously, hang in there Mexico, our thoughts are with you. Keep Sippin that cerveza and stay away from that aqua. Go Yanks!!!

Friday, August 28, 2009

This SUDS For You, Marino

Just Sippin Suds would like to officially announce its first Sud Sponsored Athlete…and to be completely honest, no man deserves it more then Mister Steve Marino Jr. Born in 1980, this UVA Grad is known for a few things…Sippin, Fishin, Hanging and just being a good dude. Those are things we all shoot for in our lives. Like we have always said…keep it simple. And in the mean time, make a few putts and make a few sticks…God Bless Him. The reason we know he is a good egg is simple, he is good buds with an ALL TIME SIPPER, Poonface Neher. Ole Poonface is a scratch golfer, big TarPON(Poon) fisherman and an all around gem of a guy. Anyhow, have a great weekend and pull for Marino in the Barclays, he is tied as we speak. God Bless and Keep Sippin.


I’ll tell you what, BATTEN DOWN DA HATCHES! Hurricane Danny Noonan is making his way to the north east. I will be the first to say, there is nothing like a strong summer storm in late August…warm water, white caps, strong winds, birds buzzin and big ol fat rain. So grab yourself a Sud, Gump…this is classic Sippin weather. Be Safe, Stay Dry and Keep Sippin.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Hoopa Krupa

Not sure who she is or what she does…but apparently it’s something that doesn’t require a sht load of clothes. Somebody get this woman a sweater…those shirt turtles are cutting ice. Keep Nippin…I mean Sippin.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Let Me Get This Straight

The nation's top party schools, according to Princeton Review's 2009 survey of 122,000 students.

1. Penn State University, State College, Pa.2. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.3. University of Mississippi, Oxford, Miss.4. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga.5. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio6. West Virginia University, Morgantown, W.Va.7. University of Texas, Austin, Texas8. University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wis.9. Florida State University, Tallahassee, Fla.10. University of California-Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.11. University of Colorado, Boulder, Colo.12. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa13. Union College, Schenectady, N.Y.14. Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind.15. DePauw University, Greencastle, Ind.16. University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tenn.17. Sewanee: The University of the South, Sewanee, Tenn.18. University of North Dakota, Grand Forks, N.D.19. Tulane University, New Orleans, La.20. Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz.

PENN STATE ROCKS!!! The Nittany Lions win the title of NUMBER ONEPARTY SCHOOL? The only reason this makes any sense whatsoever is because the girls there are so busted and the dudes are such squids, that one would need to drink themselves into a deep stupor just to get their willies wet. Now this isn’t to single out the gals at Penn St, but when compared to the rest of the country, come on now. No thanks, I will take Ole Miss, Fla, Fla St, Arizona St, Georgia etc…I look at this list and check off places I have been and places I wish I’ve been…at no point do I find myself saying, “you know what, fck the tan skin, short skirts, cleavage draped pearl necklace look…Give me the rolled jeans, sweatshirt around the waste, scrunchy side pony tail snap.” Bottom line, you know your fcked when you find youself going to U Penn for Snap. Me, I am a USC(SoCal), UNC grad…sure they didn’t make the top 20, but respected all the same. So for all you Penn Staters, drink up…this years freshman crop are making their way to campus, rumblin, stumblin, bumbling their way to your beds. As for any of you young bucks that have some real ambitions to tame the almighty snap, two words… ROAD TRIP!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Big Ben will not be probed!

RENO, Nev. (AP)—Law enforcement officials in Nevada have no intention of opening a criminal investigation into allegations Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger(notes) raped a woman at a Lake Tahoe hotel-casino a year ago, the sheriff’s department said Wednesday.

The woman, a native of Canada who had worked at Harrah’s Lake Tahoe hotel-casino since 2003, never went to outside authorities with her story, and it’s unclear why she decided to file the lawsuit seeking hundreds of thousands of dollars a year after the alleged incident.

They should have just said that she was Canadian from the start and everyone would have know this a hoax. It is clearly a plot to dethrone the Super Bowl as the premier sporting event and replace it with the Gray Cup.
I mean, look at the facts.
She's a 31 y/o Casino employee in Reno, not even Vegas, I mean Reno is like the Single A of Casino towns. If she was ever remotely good looking she would have been sent to Vegas 5 years ago.
Next, she's 31. I'm not saying that the milk is spoiled, but I would look a few cartons back before I picked this one. I am sure that any 31 y/o would love to have 25 y/o named "Big Ben" toss them the spiral for 4 quarters.
I mean look at his girlfriend...
Finally, she's from Canada. So you know that there's a 99% chance she looks like a seal and 100% chance she was so drunk she could have banged a seal.
I think that the US needs to retaliate and I will not be happy with anything short of all out assault against Canada.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009


Have you noticed a trend? I certainly have. I sit here all day with 3 screens to my left, Fox News, Bloomy TV and CNBC. Now its no secret that SEX sells, but I guess some programs are playing catch up. Fox is known for their long legged anchors and V-Neck head shots…Bloomberg TV is holding their own, but CNBC has been left in the dust. Sure they have Trish Regan who is known for giving a naked hummer to an executive producer to get AHEAD in the oh so ethical field reporting world at CBS (scandal, truth or lies…not sure, don’t care) Then there is Becky Quick, known for her,”Just had time for a Quickie, sorry I’m late, Bed Head.” This gal is what Norm is to Cheers at some random local Strip Club in Dirty Jerz. Again, this is hear-say…but I heard, so here, I say. CNBC couldn’t just side to the side-boob and let other networks clean their kittes week in week out…something had to be done. Now, notice CNCB is pushing to show more leg(Mellisa Lee), lower v necks(Erin Burnett-aka Reverse CG) and the tighter shirts on one Mr. Maria Caruso Cabrera…best cans on any dude I have ever met. I figure if wee are forced to sit here and watch such dribble…we might as well get some entertainment in the meantime. God Bless the producers. Keep Sippin.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Boys Of Summer

Well, Its Friday…the week has been one of beauty…sure work is dead and friends are scarce, but there should be a few constants in all our lives. SUDS, SUN AND SNAP! So grab a Sixer of brews, a 2 pack of Snap and a Bucket of Soapy Suds and get that ride primed for the weekend. This is cruising weather. Get to the beach, to the park…whatever it takes. Me? I am going hiking/climbing with Porter and a group of monkies. Clearly I mentioned “climbing” simply because a group of dudes going hiking, well, let’s just say I know what happens up there on that mountain. God Bless You All and Keep on Sippin. Simple livin from here on out…what else is there?

Thursday, July 2, 2009


Happy Independence Day to all you fine Americans. Our Freedom came at the hands of our forefathers. Blood was split, families were torn apart and lives were lost…let us celebrate their efforts this weekend and toast Old Glory and all she stands for.

John Adams told his wife, Abigail: “The second day of July, 1776, will be the most memorable epoch in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance, by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forever more.”

Ok, so old Johnny missed the date by 2 days and forgot to mention Suds, but you get the idea. Nothing says, “Happy 4th of July” like plastering our Stars and Bars all over a few washed up cougars and some freak show hairy bean bag. Either way, if you aint Sippin this weekend, you aint American. Have fun, Be Safe and if ever a time to be patriotic, now’s your chance. God Bless America!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Be Right Back

Gone Fishing, Hunting, Surfing, Sippin. Keep the dream alive....Jenx is taking a lil time to Sip Back and relax. Here are a couple classic pics, something to leave a good taste in your mouth until our return.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Got a Strike While The Iron's Hot...Greg's a Nurse

MFOX-I just want to make something clear, before today’s Megan Fox Camel shots came out, I have been reducing my position. Reasons for my potential lightening of position:

Alien Head, Bad Skin on her grill, Dated a Zero for a while and now this, Swollen Snapper.

Not saying I am taking the other side of MFOX trade and Selling everything I own, just lightening bet up here, as she is VERY pricey. I don’t see her being worth this much next year. Sorry, but it had to be said. Vegas, help me out! Sip It and Rip It.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Equal Rights!!!

I was just thinking to myself…why isn’t there a Marlboro Woman? I get the whole bit about smokers being rough and tough, tie em up sit em down Cowboys but times are evolving and now there is room for both. I mean, Marlboro man needs to get laid too! Keep Sippin, Stop Smokin and Get It Done.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

How Can 500 Blondes Be Wrong

Several hundred blonde women marched through the Latvian capital Riga yesterday in a bid to cheer up the crisis-hit Baltic nation, suffering the worst recession of all 27 EU member states.

“I'm not stupid. I'm beautiful and I'll prove it," Ilona Zigure, a participant, said. God Bless You Ladies. Keep Sippin, Keep Slayin.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Get Er Done

Enjoy the Weekend…French Open, Hoops, should be good up here on the North East, so get it done. Hamptons, Dirty Jerz, Ct, NYC…God Bless America.

Thursday, May 28, 2009


Why not. That and I have nothing to say. Raining out, cold, hung over…still, going to play some golf after work. God Bless…Hope You Are Well.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009


Where else can you eat like a slob, drink like a hound and bone like a rabbit and still be considered romantic? So what’s the only problem with France? You got it, The French. Not so much because they stick their noses in the air and huff ciggs like they own the joint or that they rest on their laurels of past accomplishments(Look up Napoleon) or that men where Capri pants driving vespa’s with bobble helmets on skinny male frames(see Lego Head) …IT’S because the hate us Americans…and why? Let’s think about this. Sure they helped us out during the Revolutionary War mostly because of their hatred towards the Brits and their Empire. Are they jealous that with their “help” they created THE new world power? Deal with it…its no trophy to have to bail out the rest of the world on a daily basis only to be disliked by those we bail out. You want that responsibility, take it! you selfish power hungry frogs. More Americans have died on your soil defending the Allies’ Freedoms then your own Countrymen. We died for a cause, not so you can spit on our Country every chance you get. Next time you think about damning America and Americans, take a deep breath and realize you are saying it in French, not German. Keep Sippin and Keep Eating and Keep Speaking French, Just Appreciate That Luxury. May God Bless America

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Holy Crap

A New Jersey woman, playing craps for only the second time, set a record for the longest craps roll -- 4 hours, 18 minutes, the Associated Press reports. It says Patricia Demauro, of Denville, N.J., pulled off the feat at the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa in Atlantic City, N.J., this weekend. The AP says the previous record was 3 hours, 6 minutes set nearly 20 years ago at a Las Vegas casino.

It took her 154 rolls to finally Crap Out…coincidently, it took Shocky only 2 Rolls to Pass out pool side in Vegas this weekend. Keep it up Shockey, you are looking great pal! A real American hero. TY TMZ.

Friday, May 22, 2009

You Can't Be Serious

Leave the glasses on, would ya? I love this look and something tells me you do too. Anyhow, heading to Paris tonight for a long weekend of heavy day bombing, non stop eating and of course, some good ole fashion Frog leg bonin. If you cant get it done in Paris in the spring, well then its time to crack that window, take a deep breath and give flying a shot. French Open on Suday…I reckon the spice will be everywhere…of course bringing spice to the spice mkt never hurts. I will show these surrender monkies how we do things here in the states. Smoke up Johnny Lizard Lips and may God Bless America.

Thursday, May 21, 2009


Rain or Shine, you know what time it is…Fleet Week. I know dudes that get more amped up for this then they do for Lady Cher opening up for Sir Elton John and George Michael covering “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me”… God Bless their tender hearts. Either way, the midshipmen are here covering the city streets like white knights. Bottom line, these American Men and Women deserve our utmost respect. So ladies, if you are reading this, do us a favor…go out and give one of these lads some gratuitous lovin. Hell, even if some of them never see the front line, at least they are doing something with their lives. That’s worth a hammer shot.

Let’s not forget the women serving in our armed forces…they need lovin just as much as the men…of course the opportunities they have for getting their fill are limitless. GET SOME, JANE!

So There I Was

Let’s see, watermelon helmet-check, Aladin styled nap sack-check, peace of cloth found in nana’s closet-check, gymnastic taped wrists hiding 9 suicide attempts-check, urin stained tubing-check. Alright FLEET WEEK, LETS DO THIS!

Man oh man, I will tell ya, I have felt more like Willy Lowman over the last few days then Old Lowman himself. Sure 4 days in Bermuda(had Dark and Stormys bleeding out my ears) doesn’t suck and Florida(who drinks Gin anymore? I did, I wont again) this time of year could be worse. I guess Texas(Tecate)is beautiful in the later spring months …its just heading to Paris tomorrow that has me asking the question, Who the Fck do I think I am? What is that expression? You cant be buried with your money, you cant spend it when your dead? Cool, that being said, should I head to the heavenly kingdom tomorrow, well, I will be in good shape. Hope you all have been doing well, sorry but I am not a big “please remove your computer from your bag, place shoes on the belt” kind of guy. I sit in front of a computer all week long…that’s about all I can stand. Will be back…God Bless, 80 degrees and Sunny, Fish are here, Suds are here. See you on the water?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

One Way To Work The Hammer

So today is a 10 out there…what does that mean? It means tonight’s lining up for a big one…and being that it’s a synthetic Friday for me, Suds will be had. Smitty and I are taking it back to where it all began…The Birth Place of JSS…Bell 42, Long Island Sound. The bunks are here, the bass are here…well, not here here but they are there. Have a great night…hopefully we will have some pics of a nice juicy Striper…until then, chew on this.