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Happy Birthday to Earl DMX Simmons,Stone Cold Steve Austin, Brad Pitt, Ty Cobb, Keith Richards, Steven Spielburg. I know what to get him...Madoff's yams in a jar. Me, I am a January 6th baby...which kind of blows, because you get all your gifts in a matter of days. Sure, its gluttony at its finest, but give me some time to savor the flavor baby. Savor the flavor! "Just easin the tension baby...just easin the tension."

My Christmas List

There are two words for this thing. BAD ASS! Are you kidding me? The only thing better than a motorcycle is a motorcycle that breaths fire. People are going to piss their pants when I fire that biacth up!

Is that Buster Douglas in a Mike Tyson mask?!?

Whoa! I loved Mike Tyson. He was the far and away the most entertaining boxer every. The Leon Spinx fight was the stuff of legend. Then he lost to fat boy Buster Douglas and it all went down hill. I blame Robin Givens. It is like Mick says "women weaken legs". And now look at him. They only thing he could knock out these days is 3 super value meals and a stripper. Aaaahh who am I kiddin' he's still got it.

6" of Snow in Las Vegas - Oh wait it really is snow...

When I first heard this I started looking for flights. I figured it was code for something good. I mean 99% of the time you put "6 inches" "snow" and "Vegas" together it's a really good bachelor party.
This totally convinces me that the world is ending. But on the upside - it does give me a nice transition to post a shot of the King (and Ann Margret). Viva Las Vegas.

That's Skill - it ain't quite BLOGGIN' but.....

Mid Afternoon Snack???

I guess since I am a borderline alcoholic, I prefer a salty snack...give me some olives, pickles, wheat thins, a mitt full of popped corn, everything bagel with bacon, cc and tomato and I will be all set. But come 2pm, I crave the sweets. Partly because I have jammed so much sodium in my gullet I look like a pelican with a 14lb Jack in my neck. Anyhow, don't fear the mid afternoon snack...embrace it. Grab a chocolate covered potato chip(Annie) if you have to...balance is the key to survival.

Still Having A Blast

Still horny, after allllllllllllllllllllll these years...Kepp Smilin, Keep Sippin and Keep Chasin that Snap. Here looks to be some good ole South American Lub Macheeeens.

NEW RULES

no more fun on JSS...

open "says me"

jenks cleaned him self up for the holiday party circuit, some say he now is a dead ring for Bert of Bert and Ernie fame...maybe with that fresh cut jenks will get into a little of the action he used to see...

last minute Christmas gift idea.....

the Zack Morris phone. Think about it, you're at a bar...sippin', talking
to your boys. All of a sudden you throw up the index finger, in a "hold on
a minute" gesture, and whip one of these bad boys out of your pocket
put it to your ear & just say "GO".
I mean, come on? am I alone here? How great would that be. You don't have to hook it up or anything, but for you shy single guys out there, it
could be a great conversation starter with the ladies. Gotta make 'em laugh boys....

It works for my grandfather.....and he slays 'em.