Cleaning up for the Holidays...

I honestly think this is TJ. Thanks to NM for the find. I don't ask...

Can't See The Lines Can You Russ...RUSS?

So we all know some of the beauties on TNT, TBS etc each Christmas season, 24 hours of non stop Ralphy boy(Christmas Story), National Lampoons Christmas Vacation pulling its own weight, It's a Wonderful Life. Throw some Charlie Browns Christmas with a dash of Rudolph, Emmett Otter Jug Band Christmas, Yukon Cornelius and Frosty and I am the happiest young adult you have ever met. Now, with all that said, why is it, the younger generation has been subjected to some of THE worst Christmas movies ever created. Bad Santa...more like, Brutal 2 hours. Fred Claus...WTF was that? The Santa Clause 1,2,3...I'm sorry, but the only snow that Tim the Toolman Taylor has embraced was that rail he just ripped in front of his elf sized prostitute. Christmas with the Kranks...Insert Tim Allen once again, remove blow and add cyanide. If you are a younger Sudder, do me a favor...watch the first list, burn the second.

How Do You Celebrate?

Wellllllllllllllll, the weather outside is frightful! But the Snap, is so delightful...and since there's no place to Go, Sip a Sud, Cheers a Bud and Drill a Ho. Any religion that Sips is a religion worth celebrating. Skol. Skol (written skål in Danish, Norwegian, and Swedish, and sometimes "Skoal" in English) is the Danish/Norwegian/Swedish word for a salute or a toast, as to an admired person or group.

The King of Kings

This week is Chistmas, but the real Holiday is Jan. 8th when the King of Kings was born. Jan 8th in Tupelo Missisppi Presley was born in a two-room shotgun house, built by his father, in East Tupelo. He was an identical twin—his brother was stillborn and given the name Jesse Garon.

I mean image if there was another Elvis? Well I guess he would be Jesse, but imagine if there were two of them...

Have A Wonderful Weekend

I am heading out for a boozy lunch...will be Sippin a Bloody in T-Minus 1 hour. So I wanted to wish you all a great weekend...get out, buy a few gifts for the lucky ones, call an old buddy you haven't seen in ages, Sip a Sud at your local pub and spread around some cheer. Oh, and Martina Colombari(I think that's her name) is off the fcking charts. Thanks for the pic Spiker. Keep Sippin, and for the love of God, try and get laid. If you are having trouble motivating yourself, use these to get you, ummm, moving.

True or False

Both of these pictures are from the futurist nightmare movie The Running Man? Honestly, I don't know what scares me more. 300 Asian dudes driving Segways with their knees, shooting guns or the Governor of California in a skin tight neon yellow track suit.

The meaning of Xmas (A.K.A. - Whoring for Sponsorship)

The meaning of Christmas....
I have a bunch of buddies at Manhattan Jeep and no one has had it harder than those poor bastards. So a guy comes in, buys a Jeep and sets them up with a table at Rick's (I was invited, but when he said Rick's I thought it was going to be a bunch of Bogarts walking around an oasis Casablanca Bar), so I passed. Turns out that the place was loaded with dimes and my boys got hooked up with drinks all night. When they told me this story I honestly had a tear rolling down my cheek. I mean isn't buying someone that is down and out a lappie what Christmas is all about. Remember, you can't spell Christmas with out ASS. So let's keep the ASS in Christmas.

I just want to get this out there. #1 - I am whore. #2 - d'em is mean streets out there for a chubby blogger and I got bills. So if Rick's or Manhattan Jeep wants to toss a few duckets my way - hit me up on the comment.

MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN

I see Rudolph, and Brown Eye and Snappy and Cam Cam. HO HO HO....thats about right.

Get Something Done Tonight

Alright ladies and gents...a normal Thursday night in a city means you have a pretty good chance of bumping into some Snap/Hammer(for the ladies). This being such a big holiday night...make a lil extra effort...nobody wants to be alone on the holidays! God Bless Ya and Sip one for me.

Life Imitating Art....

PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.
The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.
The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states.
She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.
As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.
Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim's mouth, legs and arms.