Sad state for old colleague

As I have reported several times since his expulsion from JSS board, our dear colleague Quinn has fallen back on hard times. After a short-lived rebound he has sunk back to a level that originally made us let him go. As you can see he has hit somewhat of a dryspell with the ladies recently, without his JSS credentials it's been difficult... please say a prayer for this lost soul over the holidays & remember he WAS a JSS boardmember..

T-1 for opening day Duck season...

He'll get a free JSS pass.. let 'em live...

GET READY-WOLVERINES!

If you haven't seen Red Dawn, that means you were playing with My Little Ponys, Strawberry Shortcakes and Glowworms..not that I didn't have a glow worm, I just lit him and Gumby up with a BB gun. Rent the movie tonight, have your kids watch it, your wife...everyone you know. We are closer to WWIII then we probably know. This movie will act as a tutorial to your survival. CARACAS (Reuters) - Warships, nuclear power, arms sales and perhaps cooperation on oil prices -- Russia's President Dmitry Medvedev is in Venezuela this week with an alarming sounding list to wave under Washington's nose.
The U.S. government dismisses the importance of Medvedev's visit on Wednesday to meet Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and the deployment of several Russian warships for joint military exercises with Venezuelan forces in the Caribbean. It says Russia's weak navy is no threat and downplays its rivals' blooming friendship. Friendship my eye, this looks steamy.
Sweety, I can see Caracas.

Today In American History

The year was 1783, the city was New York...the event? Nov. 25th, 1783, the last of the Redcoats left NYC for good. But before they left, those lil limy pranksters raised the Union Jack one last time on a greased flag pole. Britsh humor at its finest. Anyhow, we used to celebrate this day with parades, fireworks etc. They should at least combine "Evacuation Day." Anyhow, George Washington was a serious Sipper. Sure he wasn't the most "read" prez we ever had, but he was the first and the best leader this nation has ever seen, to date. Hell even when he said fare well to his officers, he did it in bar, Fraunces Tavern Raising a wine glass, he said, "With a heart full of love and gratitude, I now take leave of you; I most devoutly wish that your latter days may be as prosperous and happy as your former ones have been gracious and honorable." That's a man worthy of spilling blood for. So spill a lil Sud instead, for GW...thanks ole buddy. Here's a shot heard round the world for you.

They need to put some rules in place here.

Hugh Jackman voted People's Sexiest Man...

He's a triple threat: a star who can sing, dance and wield a weapon. At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Jackman, 40, looms large in the epic Australia, and left people stammering, "Oh ... my ... God," according to costar Nicole Kidman. Jackman's wife of 12 years, Deborra-Lee Furness, calls his perfect form "the Body of Doom – but I like what's inside": a romantic who sings ballads at home and makes pancakes for kids Oscar, 8, and Ava, 3.

I don't know where the writer is from, but singing, dancing and "wielding a weapon" has a far different connotation with me. That would go under the classification of triple input, not triple threat, but hey I grew up on the mean streets of South Central New Canaan. You could get your Starbucks money stolen for wearing the wrong label - they'd yank that Izod right off your chest BIAAATCCH! Anyway, I gotta pour a little out for the hommies Upstate at boarding school... PEACE.

P.S. I do love his name. My porn name would be Huge Jackoffman or Don Nutz if I was doing something really classy.

Don't they have Red Lobster in Australia?

Here is my million dollar idea. RED - Feckin' - LOBSTER! All you have to do is leave a pot out and put it on the stove in the morning. Yeah I know they are crabs, not lobster, but have you ever been to a Red Lobster? Those things are South American Crayfish at best.

This seems like a good idea...

Californian company Moller International have made science fiction a reality with the Moller M400 Skycar aircraft, with a maximum speed of 360 mph.

Do we really need to make these available to everyone? I think that we should take a little time to think this through. Do we really want people hurtling through the air at 365 MPH? Actually, maybe we do - it'll be Darwinism at it's finest.

Yes it does my friends...yes it does

I don't want to give all my secrets away, but if you don't think that white socks and black shoes with a ski sweater, faded Lee jeans and the James Van Der Beek hair style are not AWESOME... Yeah that's right all caps... AWESOME - then my friend your AWE needs some more - SOME.

P.S. Check the author's other tittle - "If God loves me, why can't I get my locker open?" My answer... because you are a dork and that is why I jammed you in the locker - PIZZA FACE.

River Bottom Boys...This Suds For You

There are only a few things you need to know before heading to Missouri. They like their Women Hot, Their Suds Cold and Their Bucks Big. Oh, and they don't mind knockin down a few ducks either. Days are simple there in the house that Busch built. Adolphus, selling your company or not, we salute you and your years of Sippin.
In Mizzou, you wake up early, you hunt, you Sip, you rest over lunch and do it all over it again. Rich in soil, game and strong friendships, Bill DeClue has one of the best farms, hunting grounds and group of buds around. These River Bottom Boys know what it means to Sip. Melvin the Butcher cuts deer like a surgeon and loves laughing more then any human I have met. Hell, Woodtooth even had him in stitches. Fire Marshal Brian, that Hot Lappin Son of a gun, can cook anything from Possum to Venison, leaving no appetite unsatisfied...just like his old man taught him. Then there was Rockin Rodney, aka Hot Rod, from Chapel Hill. Broken back, fingers sliced off and sewn back on, grizzly beard...you know the type. Give the guy a 2 by 4 and you will have a three car garage, shtter included. Craftiest SOB I have ever met. "When I'm done with this deer, hell them damn Coyote's wont even want him." This leaves Billy D DeClue's. Ex Marine, farmer, guide, host, friend. One of the most modest gents you will ever meet. In a word, genuine. I would also like to give a special "shout out"..no, a special Thanks to our man defending our freedom, Corey...you are the best!(You too Papa Jerry) Keep Fighting the good fight, keep your men sharp, keep slaying those birds and most importantly...KEEP SIPPIN MY MAN. Good luck on your next tour. Make us proud, bring em all back. We will Sip the hell out of some Suds then. Remember everyone, no matter how good you think you have it...keep your eye on the prize...someone is always looking to fck ya.

In Times Like These...

I think it's very important to keep the mind sharp, the body fit and the Suds cold. Take a page from this girls coloring book...keep Sippin honey, you will have yourself a degree in no time. Resume builder: Great with the hammer, I mean, a hammer.