Tuesday, November 25, 2008

They need to put some rules in place here.

Hugh Jackman voted People's Sexiest Man...

He's a triple threat: a star who can sing, dance and wield a weapon. At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Jackman, 40, looms large in the epic Australia, and left people stammering, "Oh ... my ... God," according to costar Nicole Kidman. Jackman's wife of 12 years, Deborra-Lee Furness, calls his perfect form "the Body of Doom – but I like what's inside": a romantic who sings ballads at home and makes pancakes for kids Oscar, 8, and Ava, 3.

I don't know where the writer is from, but singing, dancing and "wielding a weapon" has a far different connotation with me. That would go under the classification of triple input, not triple threat, but hey I grew up on the mean streets of South Central New Canaan. You could get your Starbucks money stolen for wearing the wrong label - they'd yank that Izod right off your chest BIAAATCCH! Anyway, I gotta pour a little out for the hommies Upstate at boarding school... PEACE.

P.S. I do love his name. My porn name would be Huge Jackoffman or Don Nutz if I was doing something really classy.

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