Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Drink Up Johnny, Things Will Be Fine


Consumption of alcohol hit a 25-year high in 2010, when 67% of Americans reported drinking alcoholic beverages, according to a Gallup poll. That's a level unseen since the late 1970s, when 71% of Americans said they drank.
Got to be honest...with all the doom and gloom out there, its no doubt we turn to the one one partner that's always there for us...coldies. Drinking them coldies with your bird and some buds warms up the soul in a matter of seconds. Hell, just the thought of meeting some pals after work today is giving me the Jimminy Cricket legs, all hippitty hoppin in my chair.
For all you single mutts and birds out there, tonight is one of the best nights to slay. You get to live like High School Harry for another night, hell another weekend. All the chums are back in town from their jobs in LA or the University in Colorado. Billy tells ya he's killing it in Hollywood producing movies and staring in a couple pilots(translation, been on the wrong end of a hummer more then once, and not because he wanted to). Then there is Missy who just made Deans List at Boulder(Translation...who cares). Bottom line is, don't sell it cause we ain't buying it...just pretend you are in high school again, loosen the tie and for crying out loud, lose the fcking blazer. Mostly because I like to be the only one with a blazer on. God Bless You Mutts...Have a Great Night!

Gobble Gooble Sip It


Ahhhh, Thanksgiving. Is there a better day to sit back, relax, eat well and sip suds? Not that I can think of. Great football, solid weather, and a nip in the air as the sun sets, lends itself to a roaring fire. If you are fortunate enough to love your family and enjoy spending time with those mutts, well this is your day. Sure we might get overserved and bring up some history that should have burried long ago, maybe we go toe to toe with a brother or tell a sister in law to take that drum stick and beat it but we must focus on the good and there is plenty of good to be thankful for.

Thank you early European Settlers, for taking that maiden voyage. Plymouth has OS, Pilgrams and a whole lot of history. Thank you Wampanoag for showing us the ways of America. Thank you for the land, the seeds and of course, the peace pipe pouch. You never thanked us for taking your land, driving you west and those foreign viruses. Don't mention it. We are all square with the casino gig.
Honestly, if I think about that I will get depressed...and thats not what this holiday is about.

Its about doing the right thing. Its about being Thankful for a productive year, for a bountiful harvest and a strong community. Take that anyway you want, but just stay positive, be helpful to others and Give Thanks. Keep Sipping, Keep Smiling and have a Happy Thanksgiving.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Have a Great Weekend Nerds


And do me a favor? Sippin a damn Sud, will ya! Weather is beggin for it...fish are here, courses are open, water warming up....no reason to stay inside...God Bless Ya.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Sweet Home My Lil PoonFace


Hunting season is right around th corner...I know, I know, most of you dont hunt, though you should. Now I am not talking about going out there and taking some little animals life...and anyone that tells you thats what its about, can off themselves. Thing is, all the hype behind gunning is simple...solid friends, a couple suds and hopefully, a beautiful snap waiting for you by the fireplace when you get home. If not, well then you best get out to your local spot and tell them tales grandpa would be proud of. If that doesnt get them excited, leave em for the nerds...they will clean up the rubble when you leave. God Bless, Hope you are well...and please, keep Sippin them Suds.
God Bless Ya PoonFace, sorry it took so long. God Bless America

Thursday, September 17, 2009

NICE BEAVER! Thanks, just had it stuffed.



Let’s see, 23 years old, hunts, fishes and doesn’t mind Sippin a few Suds. I just read how these gators are hunted. The gal cruises on a boat at night, flashes the gator(easy guy) with a beam of light , spots the glimmer off the gators eyes and inches closer to get a clean shot. Arrow hits gator, gator takes off, arrow has chain attached to boat, gator drags boat…gator gets tired and then gets a bullet. And for all of you that have eaten gator, you know its well worth the risk…Have a great night. Ducks Unlimited Dinner tonight…aka Booze Fest

Whoa, easy there big fella.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Proud To Be An American


Yesterday was a tough day for any American, but especially for those who lost a family member, a best friend or a loved one. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love em...you wil regret missing the opportunity should it pass. And remember, once is fine, twice is ghey...kidding, God Bless. Mr. Koecheler, you are the man...look forward to Sippin a couple when I get there.
Now, being that its raining, chilly and damp, head to your local watering hole for a couple suds. If you are crippled from last night, well I think your couch or your buddies couch sounds about right...we have some great games on today. Have a good weekend, turkies...Lord knows you will be Sippin. Go TarHeels, Go Trojans, Go Yanks and Go G MEN!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Grand Salami!!!


You know what...there is some good tennis on the tube...Lil Georgia Peach(Hwy there, Georgie)....We have the Danish bopper white tail. Novak Djokovic gig last night with McEnroe was classic...oh and dated that Olympian Track gal we featured back when...she was smoke. We all remember...but when I looked for a pic of the cat I came across a boat load of snap shots...God Bless...hmm, looks like that's a sud in his mitt. Good luck kid.
Oh and I guess this is his girlfriend at this time...yeah, really feel for the guy.

Murray isn't struggling either with this gal below.
...anyhow, worth a peak. Great weather up here this weekend...hope you got outside...Keep Sippin, Keep Movin...and hopefully, keep Bonin...Just Sayin...not a bad thing.