Old Fashion Fun

I'm really lost. I just feel like everything's so bad right now. I’m having trouble keeping my wits, so I called my old man for advice. He was in prime during the 70s when this country was in dumps. In and out of work. High interest rates, massive inflation, low consumer confidence. He was an uneducated son of an immigrant mailman with no real skills and very unsure of himself, and his young families future. So I asked him how he stayed positive...what they did to find happiness during the most dark of days. He said, "orgies."
~VERN

Victoria's Lil Secret

Thirty-five supermodels have strutted their stuff on a Miami catwalk, showing off an outrageous collection of underwear from lingerie house Victoria's Secret.
Models including Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosia walked the catwalk in a show consisting of naughty knickers, sexy underwear and the occasional pair of wings.
Musician Usher closed the show, and celebrities including Paris Hilton, P Diddy and Kim Kardashian were in the crowd. They provided the crowd with music, handys and golden showers. What a three some!

Need some help..

Guys, will someone fill out my E-Harmony application? fecking thing keeps getting bounced back...

Rain, Suds, and...

People always start the week off asking, "How was the weekend?" then come Wednesday, "what are you up to this weekend?" I know, mostly cause I am that guy asking. I usually throw a, "Hump Day" joke here and there. Anyhow, I don't want to make this read about my life. So I will make it quick. I played paddle in the rain Friday night, Sat morning drove in the rain to Maryland to watch my Tar Heels lose to a shtty Maryland team, in the pouring rain. Drove 4 hours back to NYC with Koey(Ko-E). Sunday, hit LI, but good news was, not raining. Got on boat, dead westerly wind...COVERED in water. Froze ass off for whole day. That's my weekend...and you know what, it gives me a reason to post some good ole fashion snap.
And listen, I know there are probably a bunch of good looking girls in Maryland...they just don't care to support the Terps. NOT ONE LOOKER. There were a couple of smoke shows, but you damn well better believe they were wearing Carolina Blue...and pink.

Utah, make it Two...

If you say so darling...I wouldn't want to make you angry. I am willing to try anything once.

Welcome to my world Puffy! (click for full pic)

I am miserable bastard especially lately, but this really cheered me up. Ya know why? Because dog crap is the great equalizer. Dog crap does not care if you have 7 platinum albums or $500 mln dollars, it does not care if you are homeless or the President. It just stinks and it sucks to get it out the treads of your kicks. Yeah DOG CRAP!

I Won't Name Names, But...

When three incredibly good looking girls roll into your office it just makes the day that much better. Not really reinventing the wheel with that comment, I know. Sure I slept for 2 hours last night and have Sipped more Suds in the last two days I look more like a dead bloated pig floating through the streets of downtown New Orleans...but hey, we are not discussing my looks. It is true what they say...Good looking women can make a man forget any pain. There have been many of nights where I am crushed from the evening before, but have to go out with clients/buddies/whatever and have zero motivation, zero interest in Sippin, zero enthusiasm to talk about nothing and them BAM, a smoke show walks by and the hang over is toast, the motivation is sky rocketing and the enthusiasm has your buddies telling you to take it down a couple pegs. Well Sudders, let today be proof once again.
Ladies, and I mean all you lovely ladies...I think I speak for all us when I say, Thank You...one way or another, you make Sippin easy.

Perhaps the last blog on JSS, but the bet T-shirt ever!

I know this is very, very insensitive, but it is also pretty funny. So I apoligize in advance to everyone that I am sure I will offend with this blog. And I will even put a $100 bounty on that T-shirt - that's right - $100 to anyone that can get me that shirt in an XL.

Centaur update...

If you are like me - you'll be at the Renaissance Fair this weekend hangin' with the Alpha Horse. If don't remember this guy go back a couple pages to see the first blog.

I love this guy. He is like the Hulkster with a smaller ass.

And no it is NOT ME. But he is a handsome devil...

For the Ladies...

I got a new hot tub, so if any of the ladies want to come over let me know. Here is a picture of a chics in the tub from last week...

That's how I roll.