Bloody Florida

Sure there's nothing sexy about an airport bloody. Of course when you are coming off a night with the Ducks Unlimited boys, that bloodies about as fancy as Beagles loafers. Have a great weekend. Super Bowl Sunday, Giants, fishing, golfing and suds? Kind of makes me feel good, about life in general. Get outside this weekend, maybe do something with your hands...perhaps buy a buddy a Sud? Either way, God Bless and Keep Sippin. PoonFace here we come

Dang Son

What's worse...the fact that I just got back from St. Barths or that I just can't keep my mouth shut about it: no matter Ho you slice it, some times it's just to dang hot for the pepper. Miss you all...and do yourself a favor? Visit St Barts. The sexual tension alone will get you laid. God Bless and Keep Sippin.

When Ana Blows...Its Hurts

Southern California, you hang in there. Winds of 80mph(that's 130 kilometers per hour for all you Europeans out there Sippin). Utah had winds over a 100mph. Santa Ana winds that blow out of the desert are hot and they're dry and can reach up to 140mph. Though 400k without power sucks, its the potential fire threat that most are concerned with. So far, so good. If you are in harms way, get a ride with Bono's Uncle on his Snapcycle. If you happen to be safe, don't you dare light up out side. Looks like its hotboxin for a day.

Ring A Ling, Ding A Ling

We have had some pretty nice weather up here in the Tri State area for the last couple weeks, but our lovely Hump Day has been slowed down by some wet weather.
Tonight we have the lighting of the Christmas Tree in Rockefeller Center. A lil rain can't bog down a good party. Cee Lo Green and the Rockets will be there to continue the tradition starting back in 1931. This 74ft Norwegian Spruce from Miffinville, Pa will be dressed in 5 miles of lights(30,000). The good news is, Obama will be there to block traffic, eat hot dogs(you can tell a lot by the first bite) and pitch his new book, "NYC Works Too Hard For A Living." Hey, can you blame the guy...he's spot on, well with those Fat Cats on Wall Street working over time, killing their livers and sleeping 3 hours a night JUST so they can to pay for their kids schools, their wives groceries and their gas guzzling SUV's! The audacity to work for a living and then want to SPEND your own cash...GREEDY PR1CKS! or something like that. USA USA USA...seriously though, have a great night, watch the tree get lit or just get lit yourself...either way, be well, treat others well and tip your tender. GBA

Drink Up Johnny, Things Will Be Fine

Consumption of alcohol hit a 25-year high in 2010, when 67% of Americans reported drinking alcoholic beverages, according to a Gallup poll. That's a level unseen since the late 1970s, when 71% of Americans said they drank.
Got to be honest...with all the doom and gloom out there, its no doubt we turn to the one one partner that's always there for us...coldies. Drinking them coldies with your bird and some buds warms up the soul in a matter of seconds. Hell, just the thought of meeting some pals after work today is giving me the Jimminy Cricket legs, all hippitty hoppin in my chair.
For all you single mutts and birds out there, tonight is one of the best nights to slay. You get to live like High School Harry for another night, hell another weekend. All the chums are back in town from their jobs in LA or the University in Colorado. Billy tells ya he's killing it in Hollywood producing movies and staring in a couple pilots(translation, been on the wrong end of a hummer more then once, and not because he wanted to). Then there is Missy who just made Deans List at Boulder(Translation...who cares). Bottom line is, don't sell it cause we ain't buying it...just pretend you are in high school again, loosen the tie and for crying out loud, lose the fcking blazer. Mostly because I like to be the only one with a blazer on. God Bless You Mutts...Have a Great Night!

Gobble Gooble Sip It

Ahhhh, Thanksgiving. Is there a better day to sit back, relax, eat well and sip suds? Not that I can think of. Great football, solid weather, and a nip in the air as the sun sets, lends itself to a roaring fire. If you are fortunate enough to love your family and enjoy spending time with those mutts, well this is your day. Sure we might get overserved and bring up some history that should have burried long ago, maybe we go toe to toe with a brother or tell a sister in law to take that drum stick and beat it but we must focus on the good and there is plenty of good to be thankful for.

Thank you early European Settlers, for taking that maiden voyage. Plymouth has OS, Pilgrams and a whole lot of history. Thank you Wampanoag for showing us the ways of America. Thank you for the land, the seeds and of course, the peace pipe pouch. You never thanked us for taking your land, driving you west and those foreign viruses. Don't mention it. We are all square with the casino gig.
Honestly, if I think about that I will get depressed...and thats not what this holiday is about.

Its about doing the right thing. Its about being Thankful for a productive year, for a bountiful harvest and a strong community. Take that anyway you want, but just stay positive, be helpful to others and Give Thanks. Keep Sipping, Keep Smiling and have a Happy Thanksgiving.

Have a Great Weekend Nerds

And do me a favor? Sippin a damn Sud, will ya! Weather is beggin for it...fish are here, courses are open, water warming up....no reason to stay inside...God Bless Ya.

Sweet Home My Lil PoonFace

Hunting season is right around th corner...I know, I know, most of you dont hunt, though you should. Now I am not talking about going out there and taking some little animals life...and anyone that tells you thats what its about, can off themselves. Thing is, all the hype behind gunning is simple...solid friends, a couple suds and hopefully, a beautiful snap waiting for you by the fireplace when you get home. If not, well then you best get out to your local spot and tell them tales grandpa would be proud of. If that doesnt get them excited, leave em for the nerds...they will clean up the rubble when you leave. God Bless, Hope you are well...and please, keep Sippin them Suds.
God Bless Ya PoonFace, sorry it took so long. God Bless America

NICE BEAVER! Thanks, just had it stuffed.

Let’s see, 23 years old, hunts, fishes and doesn’t mind Sippin a few Suds. I just read how these gators are hunted. The gal cruises on a boat at night, flashes the gator(easy guy) with a beam of light , spots the glimmer off the gators eyes and inches closer to get a clean shot. Arrow hits gator, gator takes off, arrow has chain attached to boat, gator drags boat…gator gets tired and then gets a bullet. And for all of you that have eaten gator, you know its well worth the risk…Have a great night. Ducks Unlimited Dinner tonight…aka Booze Fest

Whoa, easy there big fella.

Its just a lil Bluefish Jenx!

Proud To Be An American

Yesterday was a tough day for any American, but especially for those who lost a family member, a best friend or a loved one. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love em...you wil regret missing the opportunity should it pass. And remember, once is fine, twice is ghey...kidding, God Bless. Mr. Koecheler, you are the man...look forward to Sippin a couple when I get there.
Now, being that its raining, chilly and damp, head to your local watering hole for a couple suds. If you are crippled from last night, well I think your couch or your buddies couch sounds about right...we have some great games on today. Have a good weekend, turkies...Lord knows you will be Sippin. Go TarHeels, Go Trojans, Go Yanks and Go G MEN!

Grand Salami!!!

You know what...there is some good tennis on the tube...Lil Georgia Peach(Hwy there, Georgie)....We have the Danish bopper white tail. Novak Djokovic gig last night with McEnroe was classic...oh and dated that Olympian Track gal we featured back when...she was smoke. We all remember...but when I looked for a pic of the cat I came across a boat load of snap shots...God Bless...hmm, looks like that's a sud in his mitt. Good luck kid.
Oh and I guess this is his girlfriend at this time...yeah, really feel for the guy.

Murray isn't struggling either with this gal below.
...anyhow, worth a peak. Great weather up here this weekend...hope you got outside...Keep Sippin, Keep Movin...and hopefully, keep Bonin...Just Sayin...not a bad thing.

Four Seasons

Let's talk about this for a second...Summer is coming to a close, but unless you are in grade school, LIFE IS SWEET. I used to kneel to the religion of NEVER ENDING SUMMER! But as we grow older, there is something we start appreciating more...not Summer, Not Fall, Not Spring and Not Winter...but the seasons...so let this be the key that will open the door to a many of "Autumn" styled posts...sure its my favorite time of year...but why have one? We have four to appreciate and none deserve the red headed step child treatment. Running out for a sud...air is crisp, perfect night. God Bless, Keep Sippin.

Dios Mio, Jimena

Mama Mia...wait, is that Spanish or Italian...and by Spanish, I mean Mexican..and by Mexican, I mean Cabo...and By Cabo, I mean LA...ah, the circle of life. Anyhow, we need to keep these wonderful people in our prayers...for there is a storm a comin. Lets hope we get minimal injuries...because lets be honest, the Mets can't afford to lose another starter. AH YA YA YA YA. Seriously, hang in there Mexico, our thoughts are with you. Keep Sippin that cerveza and stay away from that aqua. Go Yanks!!!

This SUDS For You, Marino

Just Sippin Suds would like to officially announce its first Sud Sponsored Athlete…and to be completely honest, no man deserves it more then Mister Steve Marino Jr. Born in 1980, this UVA Grad is known for a few things…Sippin, Fishin, Hanging and just being a good dude. Those are things we all shoot for in our lives. Like we have always said…keep it simple. And in the mean time, make a few putts and make a few sticks…God Bless Him. The reason we know he is a good egg is simple, he is good buds with an ALL TIME SIPPER, Poonface Neher. Ole Poonface is a scratch golfer, big TarPON(Poon) fisherman and an all around gem of a guy. Anyhow, have a great weekend and pull for Marino in the Barclays, he is tied as we speak. God Bless and Keep Sippin.

HOLD ON TO SOMETHING

I’ll tell you what, BATTEN DOWN DA HATCHES! Hurricane Danny Noonan is making his way to the north east. I will be the first to say, there is nothing like a strong summer storm in late August…warm water, white caps, strong winds, birds buzzin and big ol fat rain. So grab yourself a Sud, Gump…this is classic Sippin weather. Be Safe, Stay Dry and Keep Sippin.

Hoopa Krupa

Not sure who she is or what she does…but apparently it’s something that doesn’t require a sht load of clothes. Somebody get this woman a sweater…those shirt turtles are cutting ice. Keep Nippin…I mean Sippin.

Let Me Get This Straight

The nation's top party schools, according to Princeton Review's 2009 survey of 122,000 students.

1. Penn State University, State College, Pa.2. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.3. University of Mississippi, Oxford, Miss.4. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga.5. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio6. West Virginia University, Morgantown, W.Va.7. University of Texas, Austin, Texas8. University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wis.9. Florida State University, Tallahassee, Fla.10. University of California-Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.11. University of Colorado, Boulder, Colo.12. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa13. Union College, Schenectady, N.Y.14. Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind.15. DePauw University, Greencastle, Ind.16. University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tenn.17. Sewanee: The University of the South, Sewanee, Tenn.18. University of North Dakota, Grand Forks, N.D.19. Tulane University, New Orleans, La.20. Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz.


PENN STATE ROCKS!!! The Nittany Lions win the title of NUMBER ONEPARTY SCHOOL? The only reason this makes any sense whatsoever is because the girls there are so busted and the dudes are such squids, that one would need to drink themselves into a deep stupor just to get their willies wet. Now this isn’t to single out the gals at Penn St, but when compared to the rest of the country, come on now. No thanks, I will take Ole Miss, Fla, Fla St, Arizona St, Georgia etc…I look at this list and check off places I have been and places I wish I’ve been…at no point do I find myself saying, “you know what, fck the tan skin, short skirts, cleavage draped pearl necklace look…Give me the rolled jeans, sweatshirt around the waste, scrunchy side pony tail snap.” Bottom line, you know your fcked when you find youself going to U Penn for Snap. Me, I am a USC(SoCal), UNC grad…sure they didn’t make the top 20, but respected all the same. So for all you Penn Staters, drink up…this years freshman crop are making their way to campus, rumblin, stumblin, bumbling their way to your beds. As for any of you young bucks that have some real ambitions to tame the almighty snap, two words… ROAD TRIP!