Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Halloween is around the corner


So many tricks, so many treats. As Mac clearly pointed out in an earlier post, we have October fest...where hot girls in cleavage enhanced tops sip gigantic suds. Well there is another reason we male of America can get excited. Its a little Celtic celebration known as All Hallows Day, All Saints Day or just plain ole Halloween. In a nutshell, everyone wins. Kids get to dress up as there favorite Power Ranger, Disney characters or cute lil pumpkin. Teenagers get to cruise the streets stuffing shaving cream in the faces of such Power Rangers and egging the sht out of your house. But the clear winners of this glorious holy day is us, the adults and mostly the male sex. Why, cause every girl gets one night, JUST ONE NIGHT to unleash their slutty ambitions to the public. Whether she decides to go the naughty librarian, the naughty nurse or the naughty nun(a personal fav), the bottom line is, the chances she is wearing underwear is about 1% which gives you a 90% of a public maul sesh. God Bless You and God Bless those damn Celts. Halloween costume ideas are welcome in the comment Field.

4 comments:

wood2ooth said...

Pussycat Dolls costumes preffered

BobbyJenx said...

Pffft, I like anything where skin to win is the theme.

brian cilento said...

you and tooth should go as the geico cavemen...

Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore said...

I love the naughty librarian. It makes my legs look so long and lean.