Sippin Suds Board of Directors Meeting notes from 9/17

We here at Sippin Suds, LLC have decided that we are going to starting this a little more seriously, get corporate sponsorship and turn this blog into some big, maybe a magazine or our own TV network. It would be a sin not to have Bobby Jenx matinee idol good looks on the tube. This has nothing to do with the fact the stock market went to zero and I am $10 from bankrupt.

So we have elected a board of directors and last night was the first meeting of the board. As secretary I kept diligent notes. The following are the minutes from the Sippin Suds, LLC meeting 9/17/08

Item #1 - The distribution of the Sippin Cozies
Item #2 - The Sippin' of the Sud
Item #3 - More Sippin' of the Sud
Item #4 - The crackin' of the crab
Item #5 - Corn, crab, sud
Ditto 2
Ditto 5
Ditto 2
Ditto 5
At this point I took a small break from conciousness and slipped into the abyss for a little bit and abandoned the bullet points system.

Then I remember Jenx trying to give a young lady a free Sipin' coozie - which she threw back at him. Not that I am not advocating violence towards women, but in her case I would have made an exception. Oh yeah, the hot one did not toss it back - it was her fat, ugly, not fun friend. Let me tell you something sweetie - if you are draggin' an extra 10 on your wagon and you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every damn branch, it may suit you to at least be nice. Would it kill ya to say thanks?

Cab ride - rollin' Mach 5 with "Hot for Teacher" blarin' as Bobby Jenx tries to "rock-n-roll" kick w/ his gimp leg (see Dance Bruise) while riding bitch in cab.
Then into Puck Fair - and 8 Bobby Jenx hair flips later I see Smitty and Jenx running for the stall like it is the last chopper out of Saigon. 9 beers and 45 mins later Smitty emerges ash white and drenched in sweat. I was lucky and did more corn than crab, but skank draft beer and corn are not a good combo. It was like Milwaukee and Nebraska collided and there were no survivors.

At this point I switched to auto-pilot coast to conserve energy.

Then I remember walking out - and me, Smitty and Cilantro wake up in 3 way spoon.

So there you have the official notes of the Sippin Suds, LLC Board of Directors meeting.