i'm confused...

so i am italian, well 1/2 italian 1/2 irish, but i have dark hair, dark beady eyes, greasey skin and i may or may not of had a gold chain when i was a kid... far from anyone ever calling me a guido excpt for jenx and his boys that i used to beat up (story for another time). i have a question... what is up with THESE guidos? are guidos ghey? do the do cycles of juice and get jacked to compensate for the fact that they are ghey? lets think about it... constantly fixing hair, tanning, primping, waxing, shinny clothes, and lastly dacing like george micheal and boy george having a dance off... just sayin, or asking