Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Let's pour a little out for our homies upstate.

Speaking on ABC News' "Good Morning America" in her first interview since announcing her diagnosis earlier this month, the "Samantha Who?" star said she had a double mastectomy three weeks ago. She'll undergo reconstructive surgery over the next eight months.
"I'm going to have cute boobs 'til I'm 90, so there's that," she joked in the interview, which aired Tuesday. "I'll have the best boobs in the nursing home. I'll be the envy of all the ladies around the bridge table."
The 36-year-old actress elected to remove both breasts even though the disease was contained in one breast. She said she is now cancer-free.
Applegate called the operation a logical decision. Her mother battled breast cancer, and she tested positive for the BRCA1 gene mutation linked to breast and ovarian cancer.
"I just wanted to kind of be rid of it," she said. "So this was the choice I made and it was a tough one."

This bitch is bad ass! I totally picture her out in the woods, fire raging, she tightens her head headband, pulls the Rambo knife out of the fire and goes to work - barely whimpering. Talk about sending a message - JESUS - that other boob was just hanging out and whack!

If I were the plastic surgeon doing the rebuild I would measure twice and cut once - you do not want to be on her shit list.


Mars Will Send No More said...

What did they do with the old boobs? Somebody should start a salvage program for these things.

Maria said...

Your an idiot!! Hope your balls fall off!!!