Thursday, August 21, 2008

Travel Advisory: No Pumps Allowed! (This means you, Jenx and 2ooth)

Penis Enlargers Can Be Seized Without Inspection, U.S. FDA Says
By Larry Liebert

Aug. 21 (Bloomberg) -- Penis enlargers and constricting rings to maintain erections can be seized at U.S. borders without requiring physical inspection of the devices, U.S.regulators said.

The devices have inadequate directions for use and can have harmful effects, from rupturing blood vessels to causing gangrene of the penis, the Food and Drug Administration said in guidance to import inspectors posted today on the agency's Website.

``Basically, the labeling of these devices falsely states or implies they will treat impotence, prolong erection, and increase the dimensions of the penis,'' the FDA said in the notice.


For your sake lads, I'm glad they figured this out before your trip to Sweden. I found a book that might give you some shops where you can purchase them upon arrival.

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