Thursday, January 22, 2009

Love Day is approaching...


So get your SMITTENS now before they run out. Honestly, if I saw some dude wearing these thing I would beat his ass on general principle. Unless he was bigger than me or it was two dudes or I was drunk or tired. And I wouldn't want to do it if I was alone, because no one would be there to tell the story if I won or pull him off if I was getting my ass whooped. But other than that and a couple other things - there is a 100% chance that any guy I see wearing a Smitten is getting a beat down SWEET DICK STYLE! But in a bad ass way not in the other way...

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