Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Meow You Are Talkin

A homemade bong, consisting of a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped plexiglas box, is seen in this March 1, 2009, handout photo provided by the Lancaster County Sheriff's Dept. Deputies responding Sunday, March 1, 2009, to a domestic disturbance call at a Lincoln, Neb., area residence, cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty after catching him smoking marijuana from the contraption that had Shadow, a six-month-old female cat, stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base. The man told deputies the cat had been acting hyper and that he was trying to calm her down.
(AP Photo/Lancaster County Sheriff Dept.)
This is the best...now I hate domestic cats BUT if you are a chick, and you have a cat, maybe two...that's fine. They make good for comfort and maybe even act as a safety blanket when times get rough. As for males that own cats, aka CAT GUYS, well it better be a cougar or a puma, digging into your back like a Buffalo Bill victim.(See well walls from Silence of the Lambs). Bottom line is, CAT GUYS get around on roller blades, wear jorts, white socks and teva's and DVR Opra. Meow you all have a great day...keep scratchin, keep purrin, keep hissin and keep Sippin.

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