Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Listen Up Jerks

The word steroids is defined: a terpenoid lipid characterized by a carbon skeleton with four fused rings, generally arranged in a 6-6-6-5 fashion. Steroids vary by the functional groups attached to these rings and the oxidation state of the rings.
The way I define it is: a quick fix to speed, strength and rebuilding muscles faster post breakdown. The people who use it vary...Pitchers, Catchers, Givers and Takers, Baseballers, Footballers, Swimmers and Trackers. I know people that have used it and they are good people, smart people, young people and dumb people...but they are out there in the masses. So before we start bashing one guy, or one sport, lets take a minute out of our sweet, perfect lives and ask, WHO GIVES A FCK? Sure you don't want your kids to do this crap, but does that mean Brett Farve is a fraud, loser, drugy for using pain pills to deal with muscle breakdown? No, it means people fck up from time to time. Your job is not to judge someone else, your job is to make sure your kid is raised well and doesn't go around beating up the smaller kid, but protecting him.
The guy loves the Snap, Loves the Sud and Loves Baseball...All that adds up to a good man, in my book.
So do me a favor, move on with your own problems. Take a page from Young Connor Hack's book and kick back, Sip a Sud, find a cutie and smile for the haters...Its Sudding Time, PLAY BALL!

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