Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Megan Fox

Please, Megan...Meg...Megster, for all that's holy in this world, dump that dude Brian Austin Green one more time. I mean I am sure he is a "nice" guy and loves to "treat you well" and stay inside and "sex" you up for "minutes." But COME ON...he seems about as fun as a wet beach towel covered in sand on a freezing cold morning. Like the great Babara Johnson once said,
Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.

In short, ditch the problem(Geek B.A.G.) and love JSS.

Seriously, this is the guy you are going to marry...this is not a stunt, this is not some doctored photo...this is EXACTLY who you are going to marry. Just think about it...thats all we ask, Fox. Jesus, look at that gear...fcking phenomenal!!!

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