Tuesday, January 20, 2009

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — A ninja, or at least someone dressed like one, is lurking in the shadows of Palm Beach County.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office says a heavyset man with a visible potbelly and a ninja costume unsuccessfully tried to steal two different ATMs over the past two weeks.

I have suspected that Chris Farley had faked his own death for years and think this is the proof that I was looking for. I mean, how many heavyset Ninjas are out there?

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