Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Seriously I think these stories find me...

DECEMBER 2--A group of teenagers working at a Minnesota nursing home abused and sexually humiliated elderly residents suffering from Alzheimer's disease and dementia, prosecutors allege. The six young female caregivers were named yesterday in criminal complaints charging them with a variety of cruel behavior at the Good Samaritan Society nursing home in Albert Lea, a city in southern Minnesota. Only two of those charged--Brianna Broitzman, 19, and Ashton Larson, 18--are named in the complaints since they were not minors when the alleged abuse occurred. According to District Court complaints filed against Broitzman (pictured above left) and Larson (above right), nursing home residents were spat upon, spanked, improperly touched, and tormented by the teenagers earlier this year. Excerpts of the misdemeanor complaints can be found below. Broitzman allegedly poked one resident's breasts, spit into the mouth of another elderly person, and "put her bare butt" in the face of a Good Samaritan Society resident identified as "S.W." Larson once "inserted her finger into a resident's rectum," spit water on another "vulnerable adult," and would deliberately bathe a resident in a rough manner so the elderly man would get an erection. The minor caregivers are identified in the complaints by their initials and dates of birth. Broitzman, charged with 11 criminal counts, and Larson, charged with 10 counts, face a year in jail or up to a year in jail on each of the raps.

First, thanks to The Smoking Gun and My Johnson for the find. I am not sure what is going on with me and deviant old people sex today, but you can't fight the blog. One of these chicks is actually pretty cute maybe the sad part here is that these old dudes were getting bathed by these little chippies and forgetting it. Here is another deep question. If you have Alzheimer's and you get wood, but don't finish - do you still get blue balls? B/c that would be the real crime here. I mean, think of it this way - you are an old dude - you get bathed by some 18 year old hottie in a "rough manner so the elderly man would get an erection" and then you are back in your room and your cubes are killin' ya, but you have no idea why. I mean that is cruel.

The rest of it is not so disturbing - I mean if one of these girls put her bare butt in my face I would hand her $20 out of habit. And I have been such a Dbag to so many waiters and bartenders - I am sure that I consume a logie in every meal.

The cruel justice here is that if these little Chippies go to woman's prison for a year - I am guessing that the punishment will fit the crime. All I know about woman's prison is what I see Cinemax at 2AM, but it seems like there's a lot of this stuff going on there.

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